A mom and a daughter were visiting Raleigh for thanksgiving. The daughter asked," what happened to dad when i was a baby. The mother said,"let me think... Ok i got it, but first let me get more shasta."
It was the summer of 1989 There was a 2 year old baby just sitting and doing a puzzle with her mom. when there was big bang at the door. The mom rushed to the door and there was a government officer looking for her husband. The mom thought that her husband worked for the government and was just late, so she woke him up and he left.
The mom and baby went back to their puzzle, until there was another bang at the door. This time it was another government officer, asking for her husband. She replied in a worried scratchy voice, "um.. um... he just left with government officials i thought." the Officer said in a deep masculine voice, "Ok ma'am can u please take your baby and follow us to the office." so, they followed.
Once they got to the government building, the officers questioned the mother and she didn't know anything. The officers couldn't question the baby because she couldn't talk yet. The officers continued searching for the husband. The broadcasted on the news that if you saw government officers and they couldn't provide their badge to alert the police.
While driving back home the baby saw the dad and began to babble. The mother didn't notice, but the officer did. The officer drove to the nearest police station and called SWAT. Once SWAT got there, the officer drove around, until he saw them again. Once he saw them he reported his location to SWAT. SWAT came and took them to federal prison. The mother and baby were put in a different car and taken to the prison to talk to the husband.
Once they got to the prison, they had to talk to the husband through jail phones. He explained everything, " I really worked for EEPS (Elite Evil People Squad) and our goal was to photo-bomb the president's official pictures." The mother just hung up the phone and walked away with the baby. The mother never talked to the husband again until it came to the divorce paper.Once they were divorced the mother met a new guy.
The mother concludes her story by finishing her shasta and saying, "That's what happened to your dad 24 years ago." The daugher just looks at her with a blank expression.
