"Bad cat bad, get off the counter!" was still ring in my ears sheesh how was supposed to know that I wasn't aloud to eat left overs. And by how much they feed me (which is two handfuls a day or one can a day) and what that Purina cat food tast like the left overs are like a god send if it weren't for Michael i'd be outa here oh look here comes now hey hey I'm over here! "mewoooo!" "oh hey Charlie by moms mood I think your getting dry food for dinner." oh great dry food if I hadn't had enough of it already it's one to eat a bag of it but seriously bag after bag after bag of same flavor like sheesh im not a robot "Merrowwww!" "sorry Charlie gotta go do homework." and by that he means go up to his fairly size room flop on his bed with his binders on the floor while he watches a movie on his tv. So I jump on to the windowsill I wonder if I'll see mittens oh what a babe or my bestie riprat I know right beautiful name eh? but his dad insisted on naming his son after his well known talent geez he must have been a ray of sunshine... oh look theres mittens act normal act normal "hey mittens how are you? Is that a new ribbon! it looks good on you!" great I'm a complete dork I wonder if she'll realize I have a home now too. "oh hi charlie is that you? I'm fine thank you. And yes it is a new one! I see you have a home now. Are they treating you well?" yesssss!!! Score!!! Ok don't get to cocky "it's nice here I've grow found of a warm bed and the scratches behind the ear." "that's good I'll see you around then chow!" "bye" maybe I'm not such a freak after all. I think I'll go see Michael now. Hey you! "mew!" "oh hey Charlie" Michael said half-heartedly well desperate times call for desperate measures so I jumped right on to his bed and stood there with my rear in his face well what can I say I don't like being ignored "Charlie you fat bum get outta my way!" and with that Michael scooped me up planted me out in the hall and shut the door. Hump what to do now? Just then I get a sudden urge to run around the house and so that's what I did till..... I heard a loud monster oh no I thought like hell I'm gonna have some loud mouth monster try to take control so I run to the source of the noise and the beast was being lead around the living room by none other than Michael's mom!!!!
