OH what a peaceful night in the land of Gotham, well at least that's what they all say. Gotham sucks, period. It's riddled in filth, it's super emo and dark all the time, the politicians are idiots AND worse of all the crime rate is as high as Detroit and Florida combined, HELL IT IS DETROIT AND FLORIDA COMBINED. So what's the best way to fix a broken city, well here's a way...you don't. But that's not what Bruce Wayne thinks.
Bruce Wayne, a successful man who was born out of a very rich family. I mean they have a GODDAMN BUTLER. But now since his parents are now dead all that they own including all their money, property and the company they own knows as WAYNE CORPORATION have all been handed down to Him. NOW, seeing that he has all of this responsibility and money handed to him you'd think that he would make good use of it and make his parents proud by continuing his family's legacy....WELL I hate to inform you dumb ass but YOUR WRONG. Instead of making his parents proud he went on and made the dumbest decision of his life. BY being Batman, and THIS my dear readers is where our crime-fighting adventure begins.
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BATMAN AND PALS
HumorIntroducing A BRAND NEW SERIES by your's truly ANOOpad! It follows the fabulous adventures of Batman as he deals with issues like CRIME, DEAD PARENTS and HOW MUCH OF AN IDIOT HIS GAY SIDEKICK IS . Have fun reading and I apologize if this sucks