Once upon a time a girl sat in the classroom with her Doritos and mtn dee
She was an mlg pro she didn't need school, she should be playing skrym right now on Periscope. Making youtube videos but no she had to go to freaking school
Why is this in the format of a poem i don't rightly know my friend
Maybe you should ask
Yourself
Why
I
Love
Shrek.
Its an important question
Shrek is important
You need to love him
And you know why you love him
I remember when i was young
I went to the doctors and got three shots
It was during a lightning storm
We went to foodlion and got those
Cookie straws
The ones that are like cookies
Filled with chocolate
That tasted like hazelnut
That are super expensive
But taste better then
Heaven
Shrek would like them
I like to think about that sometimes
What if there was a
Happy wheels level
With shrek?
Now we are asking the real questions
Or why my cat likes to eat dog food?
Why my dog eats cat food..
My room smells like pumpkins
And my hair smells like tea tree oil
I had a shower awhile ago
THIS Is my 208 word.
You have now read by the end of this sentence
220 words.
Congrats
My friend is pregnant
Congrats to her
Lol not really
I have no friends
TRUE
I like to think about how
Eren Jaeger
And
Haru
Both resemble
Phil lester
Karkat
Is
Angry
And
Derpy is sad
You stole her muffins
You sick bastard
Kaneki did nothing wrong
LEVI DID NOTHING WRONG
DAMN IT JAPAN
WOW
NOW ITS LIKE REALLY DARK
AND SLANTY
WOW
ISNT NATURE BEAUTIFUL
ITS BEEN RAINING FOR TWELVE DAYS
I USED TO HIT THE QUAN BUT NOW THE QUAN IS HITTING US
BRO THIS LOOKS LIKE THE FIFTY SHADES OF GRAY
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DAMN IT
LOVE ME LIKE YOU DO
LOVE LOVE
LOVE ME LIKE YOU DO
DONT TOUCH ME THO CAUSE I HAVE ANXIETY AND FEAR PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH OTHER HUMAN BEINGS WITHOUT HAVING AN EMOTIONAL CONNECTION WITH THEM SO PLEASE KEEP YOUR DISTANCE AND RESPECT MY BOUNDARIES
CONSENT IS A GOOD THING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS
HOW EVER I DRESS
WHERE EVER I GO
YES MEANS YES
AND
NO MEANS NO
IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVER TIME I CRIED OVER A FICTIONAL CHARACTER
ID HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY FOR THE MENTAL HELP I NEED
AND IF I HAD A NICKLE FOR EVERY MINUTE SPENT OF THE INTERNET ID STILL BE ON THE INTERNET.
BUT WITH A REALLY NICE LAPTOP.
LOL DAMNIT TUMBLR IM SUCH A MEME
BUT YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS A MEME
DAN HOWELL
DAN KING OF MEMES
PHIL IS HIS QUEEN
LOOK AT THEM FLICKIN THE WRISTS
EH
LOOK AT THEM FLICKIN THE WRISTS
OH!
NOW WATCH ME WHIP
NOW WATCH ME NAE NAE
NOW WATCH ME
WHIP
WHIP
NOW WHATCH ME NAE NAE
ITS ALMOST MIDNIGHT
I HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW
I STILL HAVE FOUR PAGES OF UNDONE HOMEWORK
"Continues to type away"
ONCE UPON A MIDNIGHT DREARY WHILE I PONDERED WEAK AND WEARY
IM JUST A POE BOY NOBODY LOVES ME
HES JUST A POE BOY FROM A POE FAMILY
SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FRON THIS MONSTROSITY
EAST COME EASY GO WILL YOU LET ME GOoO
BISMILLAH
WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO
LET HIM GO!
BISMILLAH
WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO
LET ME GO
WILL NOT LET YOU GO
LET ME GO
WILL NOT LET YOU GO
LET ME GO
NEVER LET YOU GO
LET ME GO
NEVER LET ME GO OOHH
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
OH MAMA MIA MAMA MIA
MAMA MIA LET ME GO
BEELZEBUB HAS A DEVIL PUT ASIDE FOR MEEE
FOR MEEE
FOR MEEEEEEEEEE
-Guitar solo-
I need sleep omggggggg
Queen is great tho
