15 Pick Up Lines

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1)   How was Heaven when u left it?

2) It's not my fault I fell in love. You tripped me

3) I know i don't have a library card but can I check u out?

4)You must be a broom because u swept me off mah feet

5)You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in the last sentence

6) The only crime i'll commit will be stealin your heart.

7)You stole my heart can I steal your last name?

8)We must be near an airport because my heart just took off when I saw you!

9)Can you touch me so I can tell my friends i've been touched by an angel?

10)Are you blood because my heart can't survive without yah.

11)Are you a bandaid because I scraped mah knee fallin for yah.

12)Do you have a map? Because I keep gettin lost in your eyes

13)I think I can die happy now because because i've just seen a piece of heaven.

14)Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.

15)If I had a dollar for everytime I thought of you I'd only have one dollar because you never leave mah mind.





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