It was seven months after the incident when I was visited again by Pepe he looked into my eyes and spoke soft words he said OI FUCKING BITCH IM PREGNANT my jaws dropped I realised how in my hand was a dildo I looked into Pepe's eyes and shoved it up his bumbetyhole it came out of his earlobe I realised that my pickles had been in the oven for far too long so I rushed downstairs so my pickles didn't burn some bitch can through my door but I was like ha whatever I ate my pickles and went to see Pepe there it was he had given birth to someone beautiful it was a yellow pickle I fucking loved pickles so I ate them and I ran away an lived in the wood for 7 years alone and now I'm a gross hobo but me and Pepe are now married and are together and are happy ty for reading I love you but not as much as anolie
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The Boy That Cried Pepe
Short StoryWhen a young boy is visited by a seductive loving frog he tells his daddy he has been visited but no one believes
