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Peter Piper is a Pickled Pussy

It's the end of the day and so far my first day feels alright. I'll have to avoid IskyDick because I swear if I see that mosquito bite titty bitch, I won't hesitate to snap her neck with my big toe and that will really fuck up my major glo up.

I get on the bus because my hover craft 5000 is in the workshop right now lol and I have to be a peasant for the week. I look around to see if there are any available seats.

"No,not there. He picks his nose."
"Ew she has lice.."
"Is that a Dora lunch box? Jesus Christ."

Then someone caught my eye.
All the way in the back of the bus was my future boyfriend.
WAyLan!!!!!
!!!!!
!!!!!
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8====D

I briskly hover towards him and sit by him. I put my nose on his shoulder and inhale.
"You smell like sexy laundry."
He stares at me , absolutely baffled.
"Oh, uh heh thanks I guess."
I smile like an idiot and look at him. Even the way he breathed was beautiful.
I lean a little closer.
The way his broad chest heaved with every inhale and exhale.
I lean in again.
I can see his freckles scattered on his cheeks, like little constellations on his ivory skin.

"Uhh .... Nova."
"Yes."
"Your hands are ... can you please..?"
OH FUCK I moved in so close that I didnt realize my hands were on his thighs. I give his thighs a little squeeze.
"They're nice and firm."
At this point his face was flushed red.
AW so CuUtee

After that, we sat there and shared our thoughts on communism and the dewey decimal system.
HE GAVE ME HIS NUMBER TOO ;)

As I pull up 2 da crib, I notice IskyDick and her friends running down the street away from my house.
Tf ....is this....
I glance at my house ANND THIS BIIIITCCCHHH EGGED MY MOTHER FUCKING...UUGGHHHHH I SWEAR YALL IMMA FUCK HER UP.
Yolks slid down the windows,tbe front door,even the shingles on the roof had remnants of eggshells.
"This is childish. I don't have the time nor do I have the patience. You wanna fuk wit me , Isky??I'll fuck you over real good." I kick the door down and walk to my room. Flinging myself onto my queen bed, I pull out my phone amd start a groupchat with Karla, Tara, and Ursula.

*Nova created the group Elite Squad*

Nova: Y'all, Isky egged my house and I am not gonna let her get away with it. I need some dirt on her HELLA FAST. Godspeed, girls.

Tara: WTF! who does she think she is?! :((((((((((((((

Karla: CLEARLY the bitch wants to die

Ursula: Guys, I found these cute tops in the clearance aisle at Kmart last night :D ^_^

*Nova removed Ursula from the group*

Nova: anyways....
We have to destroy her from the inside. We have to get some gossip that will eat away at her until she cracks !!!!11!211!2!2!!!

Karla: I heard she offered to give a bj to Mr.Redd if he gave an A on that english writing assignment

Nova: o:

Tara:OH OOOH, YOU KNOW THAT PIZZA PLACE THAT'S DOWN THE STREET FROM MY HOUSE???

Nova: what about it
Karla:Yeah?

Tara: Well, she goes there everyday after school and smokes cocain crack with a bunch of older dudes and the dudes start a circle jerk and she watches it so fucking gross!! :0

Nova: it's crack cocain***

Karla: how did you even manage to figure what a circle jerk is? tf

Tara: It was on this of things to google that I found in insta. DO NOT LOOK UP CLOCKSPIDER OR 4 GIRLS FINGERPAINT ;o;

Nova: ...

Nova: Now with all this new found dirt. Let's sabotage this bitch.
karla, spread gossip on that catfish account you have. get people talking.
tara , try and record a video of isky by the pizza place. I'll photoshop a few pictures. someone let ursula help so she doesnt feel left out. bad bitch,logging off

Karla: finna b liiit
Tara: Gn yall!

This may sound immature of me to do but Isky has started a war and I'm not one to turn down a challenge. This bitch finna get it.