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friday, 12:20am

i closed my locker shut and headed to my other class. (last one of the day since it's friday thank goD) i found my seat next to camila and nudged her. "guess what?" i said. "you have straight F's?" she smiled teasingly. "uh no. but a couple hours after you left some weird guy added me to a group filled with i don't know, 3 other more weird guys. it was really crazy and so like i asked them who they were and "michael" the one who first added me, said something like "a group of horny teenage boys"" i tried my best not to laugh since i actually said that out loud. camila laughed hysterically, "oKAY what the fuck. that is pretty weird to be honest. were they at least cute?! did you check?" she asked. "err, nope i didn't. well kind of yeah since the icon shows anyway. i just didn't pay that much attention to it." i admitted. "well, later on today you should. and send me screenshots too! because, hey... you never know." and then she winked. "you have issues." i scoffed.

9:10pm

i unplugged my phone from its charger and immediately checked kik. are you kidding me...

calum h00d has added you to "welcome back never :-)"

this was literally hours ago my god.

nobody has said anything though. i decided to check all of their profiles. first one, michael. okay, he's...cute. maybe even hot, but i'm not going to admit that to anybody. next one, calum? he looks asian. an incredibly hot one. :-/ next, luke. kiLLing myself HWTA THE fuck. hotter than miami!??!?!?!??!?!? i'm crying, this is not okay?????? now, ashton. he's hot too. i :-) am :-) not :-) surprised :-) !

i decided to message them.

ari: so is that really all of you forreal? like you all look like that in real life?????????

michael is typing...

calum is typing...

michael: yes das me. best believe, Never.

calum: i love my tongue so much. so smooth. wanna feel, Never?

ari: don't call me that

ari: and are you serious? ... you are all very uh

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cute. :-)

luke: ok i can't decide whether or not that's sarcasm. h e l p.

ari: it's not,,,, i'm serious. didn't want to admit it, is all.

michael: this is so amazing. guys..,,.. somebody thinks i'm cute.

a$hton is typing...

a$hton: i feel appreciated yikes. but hey.. you need to show us a picture of yourself (not a chicken leg) LMAO. @ ari

calum: YEAH DO IT. PLEASE.

luke: finally someone brought it up. :-)

michael: ikr

michael: so ari, what do u say?

(read)

-camila and ariana-

camila: WOAH FUC THEY ARE SEXY AS SHITGTEHJDN

ari: i KNOW i AM SO SAD. now they want a picture of me. (i'm doubting it)

camila: wtf ur crazy, just do it. not like they live near you or anything. you'll never see them. yOLo it!

ari: ur right, sigh ok.......if this all goes wrong, i'm blaming you. :-)))))

-welcome back never :-)-

a$hton: where is she doe

ari: here :-(

calum: *chants* sEND SEND SEND SEND

ari: fine, just idk, i have my suspicions. but YOLO!

ari sent a photo

calum: heart......eyes

michael: FUCK

michael: SO BEAUTIFUL

luke: i think i have a boner

a$hton: same, luke

ari: wow, thanks? :-) i feel cute hhhhh.

luke: probably bc you ArE cute

ari: :-)

luke: :-)

ari: :-)

luke: :-)

ari: :-)

michael: ok you guys can stop flirting...

ari: oh god

ari: this is too much for 1 night, i'm going to bed. goodnight. (btw i have now accepted you all as friends. you may call me ari) or ariana tbh idc. :-)

a$hton: i like ariana better. NIGHT ARIANA!!!!

michael: goodnight cutie.

ariana is my gf: sleep well ;-)

calum: night ari! :-)

calum: luke ur getting kicked out oh my fucking god

***luke and ariana would be so cute as a couple but so would her and michael. FUC ha.***