Hetalia One Shots

Drabbles!~

Hi everyone! Taiwan here!!

And Belgium! ^_^ Sup guys

We played a game where we took 9 random countries and numbered them

And then without sharing the list with each other, gave little prompts that the other had to write

And these are the little crack-drabbles we wrote. I wrote the even ones

And I wrote the odd ones. Enjoy!!

China can't find this website can he?

Nahh there's no way

Belarus?

I don't think she would mind.

1. Nail Art

Sealand: *paints the Sealand flag on her nails*

Belgium: What is this?

Sealand: It's the flag of Sealand!

Belgium: What's a Sealand?

Sealand: A full fledged country!

Belgium: Not a country I've heard of

Sealand: *cries in corner*

Belgium: GET OUT OF MY CORNER!

And here we have a beautiful scene from when Belgium babysat for Finland.

2. Alcohol+Nordics

"What the heck is wrong with them?" Denmark whispered to Finland, watching the two men from a distance away.

"I dunno Den, but this is weird."

"DEEEEEENMAAARK YOU KNOW-YOU KNOW I LOVEEEE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT?"

"I can't believe Norway got drunk!" Finland said in amazement.

"Dude what about Sweden though?"

Finland looked over. "Is he drunk?"

Sweden looked up and the forcefully dragged Finland away.

Denmark watched them. "Yep he's drunk."

And Norway fell on top of him.

3. Awesomeness

Prussia: *wraps arms around Norway*

Norway: What the hell are you doing?

Prussia: Trying to keep you warm, the awesome way.

Norway: Get off of me *pushes Prussia off and walks away*

*cue the sad music*

4. Word Gets Around

France: *mumbling* I cant believe britain would do such a thing! Making me choose between him and america...how horrible *opens door* now I-

China: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ARU *arms wrapped around...

Iceland: SHI-FRANCE DONT TELL ANYONE

France: *slowly backs away*

*closes door*

*runs down hall*

*shouts* MON DIEU GILBERT ANTONIO

Iceland: SCREW YOU FRANCE NOBODYS GON BELIEVE YA