So after my little McDonald's adventure I walked along a side walk that smelt like cheese and butt:( I'm feeling on top of the world! Suddenly I hear a deafeningly loud bark and I turn around and there is this huge bulldog standing right behind me. He barks twice more and then starts chasing me down the street. I freaked out arch my back and hiss and then run for my life. The bulldog come speeding after me and I run even faster. I jump on a cart of peaches and the man starts yelling in some foreign language (I'm also a cat so...) The dog is now right at my tail and I am really out of breath. I am now freaking out and trying to run for my life from a bulldog that wants to eat my face. I know what he's thinking right now. That cat looks good. I bet it will be good in spicy sauce. I'm so dead. I'm almost in a hiding spot when- OH MY GOD!!!!!!! Ahahahahahahaah.
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Brody
UmorAaa the life of a cat. Warm fuzzy sun filled days with unlimited food and water. Brody had all of this, But that was about to change.