When I was walking back home from high school, I had this strange feeling that someone is creepily staring at me in front of a window, and I was right! It was the most traumatising things I have seen. Though this is not a true story I would never mention this right now on the most reliable scource of information called the INTERNET! But back to the subject, as I walked home I saw a dude in a black suit with a fedora, at first I thought he was a creepy guy that has a secret and creepy crush with my mom, so I asked him alot of questions.
Then he told me the reason why my mom called him, because this house was haunted by a ghastly, scary, rainbow, beautiful, mean, UNICORN. And I know what your thinking, I bet your asking this story "Why a Unicorn?" Well first off. You are talking to a computer screen so stop talking to your screen or people will think your a crazy guy/lady, and second the reason I chose a Unicorn is because human ghosts are too overused. Okay back to the story, I asked him if I can join his ADVENTURE! But he said no, and here comes the corny bit because the guy in the suit is really corny, and I bet he'll say that he is the unicorn. But anyways, I was right! He was the unicorn and he wanted to kill the family tree because we were the cause of killing the Unicornia race, I know Unicornia is not a word, so don't ruin my story!
So basically, I grabbed the family sword and tried to kill it, but of course I forgot, that ghosts can go through, I know I'm stupid and will you please stop talking to the screen, just express it in your mind! But then the unicorn attacked me with his unicorn powers but it didn't really hurt, it felt like I was in ACID. And the unicorn got freaked out of my abnormally huge pupils and disintegrated.
THE END
PS: There's more so yeah and P.P.S: I'm awesome I know