There was once a bear not your average sleep all winter not brush your teeth kind of bear. No! This was a gentle, gentleman bear. He is the kind of bear that would take you for a nice picnic and compliment you on your hat. His name was Arthur and he wanted to go to the moon.
Arthur had always dreamt about space and how glorious it would be to go. So one day he decided that he would leave everything and follow his dream. Arthur quit his little office job in the city and sold his nice flat. He got all the money he had and started building his very own rocket ship. Some people called him reckless, selfish and immature. These people though where also the same people that would lay in bed everynight regretting the things that they never did.
After days of non-stop work and hours of instruction reading Arthur's build your own flat pack rocket from IKEA was complete. Everyone came as Arthur set his rocket up ready for take off. People started calling him crazy other started betting on how long they thought it would take before he would be killed. None of this bothered Arthur though. He just got in his flat pack rocket and flew off into sky.
The stars had never looked so beautifal as Arthur's rocket flew away leaving Earth behind. He flew and flew until he finally reached the moon.
When Arthur got to the moon he found that it was indeed made of cheese it was a big gooey cheesie ball. This gave Arthur and idea. He decided if he took the cheese back home he could share it with the world.
So he went back to Earth and showed everyone the moon cheese. Arthur shared it freely with everyone and they all marvelled in its delicious taste. Everyone was not happy with this though they wanted more soon a big corporation built rockets and started to harvest and sell the moon cheese. Until eventually there was no moon left.
Arthur was distraught with but there was nothing he could do. So he set out into space and made a new tastless baron moon that could contain no life as a reminder and in his flat pack rocket he left the world behind.
