Proper hood bitch

"Booty hopscotch, Booty hopscotch"

Blared through my speakers as I started to quiver my ass on my nice cushioned Lamborghini seats.

I looked out my window to see a hood figure staring in the car.

"Keep that ass jumpin. guhh"

"Surely" I said as I opened the car door and proceeded to enter his vehicle. I KNEW WHAT I WAS DOING. I GAVE UP THAT MARVELOUS MOUTH PIECE!

"Owww oh shit Mami!" He said.

My fingers were playing ping pong with his rounded balls!

Then I got my ass up butt ass naked and shook my ass on his window seal!

"ALRIGHT BITCH ! YOUR GOING TO FAR, now NO SEX BITCH I ONLY WANT THE NECK BITCH NOW GET ON!"

"Aweee nigga Thats why you got the dick of a young antelope" I Yelled.

"Thats why I just gave your ass AIDS, bitch, Now GET ON!"

"WHAT NIGGA!? AIDS! OH HELL NA STAY RIGHT THERE IM CALLIN MY COUSINS DAY DAY MARQUEZ AND QUAMI! THEY GONE PUT THAT HEAT TO DAT ASS AND DAT DOME!"

I run to my lambo and find spare clothing! I slip on my dinkle berry filled thong and my wife beater, along with my Fubu Knee socks and my Velcro Walmart shoes!"

Now don't judge me guys my grandpa recently died.. And this was his car. Before I could call my cousins, the nigga drove off, but before he did I saw that he had "NO TALKING, COME FIND ME " written on the back of his car.

2 hours later

I decided to meet up with my cousins QUAMI and nem.

I drove to the trap house and beeped the horn!

"Wassup Beth !" He yelled.

"Sup Cuz! Im trying to get some dick ya meen! You got anybody for me?"I yell.

"Yeah my nigga Sean is in the house right na! "

"Well shit, where the nigga at?" I asked as we walked into the trap house.

When suddenly I came across a young, sexy ass Rico Swave with Carmel skin and curly midnight black hair, standing at a smooth 6'5 with the body of a Greek god.

His hazel eyes scammed my 5'7 coke bottle covered in liquid gold skin body. My 26 inch Peruvian hair. My big brown eyes focused on his cock as he mind fucked me. Then I noticed what I was wearing I immediately ran upstairs and changed into some leather leggings and a sequined red Bandeau and some jimmy choo's. as Im ready to head back downstairs I heard footsteps coming up the stairs. He entered my room and bites his lip.

"Sup boo" he whispers in a seductive voice.

I just giggled. He slowly walked over to me, he grabbed my ass and pulled me closer, he inched closer to my face a faint whiff of mint caress my nose. He uses all his force and slams me on the bed.

Then he quietly starts to sing " LAYY YOUR HEAAAAAD ON MY PILLOW!"

"OOOOH YEA PAPI CHULO HURRY UP AND GET IN THIS ASS!" I moaned

Then next thing you know his pine cone fingers enters sweet nirvana! That goes on for about 6 mins when I close to climax and it came to an abrupt stop.

"BAEE STOP TEASING ME" I moaned

"I don't think your ready for this dick bitch, my shit on swollen."

"Mi Punany es Muy Muy Muy mojado (wet)"

He whips out his throbbing beefcake and plays slip and slide in my pool of wonders.

CHAPTER 2

Im gripping on the sheets from this marvelous pleasure. As my eyes roll back in my head I begged, "HARDER! FASTER!"

"Take this dick!" Sean yelled. He flipped me around and put it in my ass. I said "Ive never done anal before!" So I don't know what to expect. A rush of pleasure ran through as I realize another warm rush ran out my ass an down my leg. He said "DAMN MA!" As he pulled it out and started licking it off me.

"I know all you've eaten the past 24 hours" he says as he takes another taste.

As he cleans my asshole with his tongue, my cousin Quami busts in the room with a flip Nokia on record yelling "WORLDSTAR!!!"

Sean yells "aye! Quit Playin man!" And Quami says "nah Im just fuckin witchu Cuh. You Tryna hit this loud joint?!"

While we're hitting the doob I mentioned that earlier some Yung nigga gave me AIDS.

Sean sharply replied with "HELL NAW BAE BOO you fucked another nigga today?!"

I said "No. I just sucked his dick."

"Aw. Das cool."

Quami then exclaimed "y'all Tryna hit da clubs later?"

CHAPTER 3

"Shiddd every opportunity to shake this ass I'll take it!" I yelled gripping on Sean's Dick. My ass still tingled from his minty tongue.

4 Hours later

Quami hopped in his Big Body Benz and we hopped in Sean's Caddy On 24 Inch Rims (Dont forget the spinners)

As he drove I decided to start up a Convo " So what do you do for a living"

"I breed the rarest of all ferrets, down in ma mama basement, what About Chu Ma? " he said

"Im a Colon cleanser, I clean people's colons for a living" I said

"True, well Im your colon cleanser" he said

Before I could reply we

pulled up to the club, I looked out of the windshield and saw GET WET in big blue letters across the top of the building.

AYEEE IM FINNA GET IT HOW I LIVE ! He yelled!

We walked and Quami gave me a bottle and I took that shit to the head. As time goes on I see the room starts to change IM DRUNK AS FUHH! The song red nose starts to play

"All she wanna do is get naked!" The song says

Something inside my head told me to get naked.. And so I did! I was dancing so hard that I farted! Then I saw something appealing in the corner of my eye!

"AYE QUAMAYYY IM FINNA DO THIS MECHANICAL BULL!"

"Be safe cuh" Quami says

As I climb on the bull a cool leather sensation rubs my cooch, the bull starts to speed up and soon becomes out of control, before I could scream help, I get hurdled 20 feet in the air I screamed to the Dorky white guy operating the bull "Owe shit nigga, Im bout to beat Chu ass!"

I as I landed I felt my butt cheeks spread against a lumpy object that felt to be a face

SEAN'S POV (point of view)

Just as the song red nose ended I saw my Bae boo Flyin nd shit. I pull out my brand new 22, and busted a cap Air , now it's a party , as I did so I said "Airbody sit down" as I began to charge orders a a serge of bars popped through my head "move to the ground, don't make a sound, or to dome I will pound, with Mah dick in yo mouth, the bullets is surround sound"

As I snapped back to reality I heard a beefy nigga in the back say "NIGGA SIT YO PUNK ASS DOWN, THIS AIN'T 106 And park NIGGA THIS AIN'T FREE STYLE FRIDAY"

"YEEN WANT NO SMOKE"

I say as I fire another bullet into da air! Then I realized my Bae boo was still in the back of the club. I run to the back of the club to see my bae boo in a crowd of twenty ppl!