Ok, so this actually happened not to long ago, and by that, I mean earlier in the day. So, if I am being completely honest, my mind has no filter, and is very very dirty. This is actually one of the most, I don't know, decent thing that has come out of my mouth in the last month. So, I was in the car with my brother, and my mom. So, my brother is talking about halloween, and what him and his girlfriend are dressing up as. So, I asked him if they were going to match costumes, like a matching costume. Seems innocent, right? Well, my brother said yes, and then he made a joke about how his girlfriend should dress up as a giant *ahem* ding dong (I'm trying to make it a little bit less dirty than it has to be, mkay?) And that he should dress up as a girl with giant juice pouches (or boobs). Me, being the dirty minded person I am, said, "Or, she could dress as a giant donut, and you could dress up as a hotdog?" (Yes, it was intentional). Let's just say, he laughed for five minutes straight XD.
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