There once was a little man stalking me. He told me that he liked stalking me because of my eyes. So I told him to go back where he came from but did not listen. He'd watch me all day and said he'd think about me at night. One day i was walking home when I noticed a van that said free candy on the side. So I didnt think about it and walked up to it(Big Mistake Kids Never Walk Up To A Van That Says Free Candy) and he said "Hi little boy, I Like stalking you, You have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen."
That was when he kidnapped me and took me into his house and gave me free candy. When I got done eating it i I forgot that I had candy eye balls in my pocket. Which have been there for days. So he said when I gave him the candy eye balls he would let me go...
