Hetalia x Reader One-shots

BTT x Big Butt! Reader Run!!!

   You ran there was nothing else to do. You know your ass was attractive but this was to far. Your legs burn, your heart was ready to give up, your mind was racing, and your throat was aching from no water. You were covered in sweat and your lips were chapped. But you couldn't stop, you won't. You know you won't let it happen. You usually let the boys do what they want, its fun. Usually its just stupid antics and getting kicked out of places. Or just some random stupid shit.

But this was way to far.

   You were scared, your butt was on the line. You look around. It was a crowded park.( LOL not really its the outernet ) You see a blonde, brown, and black heads jogging. 'Ludwig, Italy, and Kiku they could help!' You walk over to the 3 jogging males in training. " Guys please you got to help me Prussia, Spain, and France are after me and I-" The 3 males turn and take off there wigs. "fusosososo" "Kesesesesese" "ohonhonhonhon" You scream in pure terror, you turn on your heels and take off. Those three imposters nearly scared you to death. You turn and look to see the three following you. They still haven't given up on slapping your ass. Shit.

  You were now in your neighborhood, sighing you stopped to a walk. You knew there was no going to your house they knew were your key was. Your eyes lite up " Alfred!" He was the other best friend you had. You two were always watching horror movies, playing video games, and eating junk food ( but even with all that food you can still run for your ass ). When you weren't you where with the BTT or other friends.

  You speed walked onto his porch and knocked. You glance around scared that the three devils might be around. Nothing, silence only your wheezing was heard. This scared you to no end. You knocked on more trying desperately not to be out in the open. The door squeaked open. You were met with ( blue eyes or a chest depending on how tall you are). "Whoa! (Y/N), dudette are you okay, you look horrible!" The blonde stepped aside to let you step in. You continue to wheeze hard as you walked into his kitchen to get a water bottle. "BTT,...my ass...running...dying... water" You say basically gulping down the entire bottle.

  You try to breathe " and... bathroom" You state as you press your legs together. Before this whole event started you and Prussia had a soda drinking contest. Now it had came back to haunt, and kill you. "Well I will be down here watching for the BTT while you go to the restroom." The American started as he practically pushed you into the restroom. You nodded and closed the door. Oh God! You looked at yourself in the mirror to see that your face, and clothes were covered in sweat. Your hair was terribly messy. You looked like shit itself took a big ass fucking dump and that dump was you.

America's P.O.V

  I sighed, the BTT had like (Y/N) for a while now. Anyone and everyone could see it, the constant flirting, making time for her, blushing every time she touched them, always subconsciously staring at her. Somebody even as oblivious as Spain could see it! And that's saying something.

Knock Knock

I stopped. I went to my door and looked out the hole.

France

I quickly locked the door, when my phone beeped.

Just open the door Alfred

No dude, the Hero shall never betray (Y/N)

Oh Alfred I have a wonderful deal for you!

Your P.O.V

  You finished relieving yourself and started to fix your appearance. You stop when you hear the front door squeak open. You always told him to get that fixed. He never listened. "ohonhonhon, good job Alfred" You heard a certain Frenchmen whisper. You froze. Betrayal. "She is in the kitchen" You heard the American betrayer say. Yeah he might be lying to cover up your ass but he still betrayed you. You quietly open the door. France slowly walks into the kitchen as you rush out into the backyard. Unnoticed by the two men. You slide open the back door and sneak out silently. "Kesesesese  sweet little (Y/N) thinks she can escape the butt slapping! She is wrong!" Prussia laughed behind you. You squeal and try to run towards the gate. The only exit. " Sorry chica but you can't leave" You see Spain blocking your path. You turn and run to the back door "ohonhonhonhon there is no where to escape (Y/N)" You see France and America behind him.

  You glare at Alfred, your old friend. He gives you a sad look. "Sorry (Y/N) but Francis offered me free burgers for the next month!" You looked away you couldn't hear anymore. The BTT inched closer toward you trapping you in their circle. You whimpered slightly. America looked sadly at the scene but allowed it to continue. You backed up knowing there was nowhere to go. Prussia wraps his arms around you in a tight hug and you couldn't move. 

  "It would of been easier if you didn't resist ma belle" France said as he got closer to you. Prussia turned you around and stuffed your face into his chest. (I feel so embarrassed writing this part)

SLAP

SLAP

SLAP

  You scream as they slapped your ass happily. America couldn't bear the beautiful sight. It was to beautiful. Prussia released you and you fell to the ground. Tears streamed down your face. Your innocence ass has been violated. ( Not really this isn't the first time the other time you had the BTT to save you) You trusted them. There was no going back from this. You trusted them.

BTT P.O.V

  We laughed happily at our accomplished mission. But then we looked down at (Y/N). She had a dark aura around her. Russia would even be scared. (Y/N) looked up her eyes were completely dark. "Payback time mother fuckers" You stared at them smiling creepily.

  Oh shit! They all  screamed in terror as (Y/N) slowly got up. She ran at all of them kicking their balls. HARD. Even poor America had to experience such pain. The four boys all fell to there knees in pain. " You shit heads deserve that, now come inside so I can give you guys some ice packs" Her sweet voice haunted them terribly.

Your P.O.V

  You smiled as the 4 followed me inside holding their injured penises. They all sat down on the couch as you came back with the 4 ice packs. You shove it into their lap and they whimper. "Now what do we say" You smile softly ready to go demon mode if needed. "S-SORRY" They all yelled terrified of the punishment if they said otherwise. "Now that you boy are sitting you may watch TV while I set up a doctor's appointment" You smiled happily.

~At the doctor appointment the next day~

  The doctor came in with a frown on his face. I'm really sorry boys but the injuries down to your penises have effected you to the point where you can't have children or sex"They all gasp in pure terror. "I'm so sorry" The doctor stated. The 4 boys began to cry. When the door burst open. (Y/N) picked up the camera off the doctor's desk and high-five him. You laughed your ass off. "Y-you guys should of seen your faces!" You tried to keep the camera steady for the video. The 4 males stopped the water works and stared at you. Well then (Y/N) I think your ready for another ass slapping" They state evilly. You smiles as Russia walked in "I will not let you harm my friend da!" They boys stopped from getting up and backed down. 'We will get our revenge (Y/N), we will!' They thought as you continued to lean on the smiling Russian laughing. 

'We will'

~hahaha I'm so happy with the outcome of this story~