Once (omg) there were two nutsacks that peed with a she-wee. They felt Horny because she-wees made them jiggle.
*Three years later*
They decided that experimenting with cows was surprisingly, utterly ridiculously. So they went to the markets and ate pork and vaginas.
Le Fin
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Short sexy stories
RomantikThese are just some short sexy stories for all you horny people out there ;)
