(Lyrics belong to Eminem please don't sue me I'm 16
I'm not afraid to take a stand everybody come take my hand we'll walk this road together through the storm whatever weather cold or warm just leten you know you're not alone in this room filled with a hundred people from liberia who may have Ebolaids. Your knees are weak arms are heavy Someone just threw up spagehtti on you and it smells like fish.
"Nasty yo, All I want is to oppress you." You say like a communist. Your soul belonged to them and a single tear slid down your face.
"I just wish to see my family again." You whisper to a picture of Nicolas Cage.
"Please."
All I want is to see them again. It's not fun until the end, Everybody has left me, and I'm all alone. Someone come help me, I'm tired and cold.
Then Shrek showed up.
He is love and he is life.
That is when I saw a knife. Someone in a mask came up and murdered Shrek.
"Oh No" I cried, now my life is a wreck. Who will I turn to and where will I go? I've always wondered what it would be like jammin to the flow.
So I got on my feet then got back down since There was no reason to rap on my feet and and I threw up my moms spaghetti that smelled like fish.
"Why is it fish?" I asked when suddenly a dance number came on, It was Sarah Palin! She was singing like the wonderful call of a majestic moose, her movements smaller than the canadian army.
A single tear fell down my face, smelling of freedom and eagles.
"What do you think, eh?" She asked me, looking as beautiful as the Alaskan Tundra.
"As beautiful as an unguarded border." I said patriotically and eagles fly overhead yelling the yell of freedom and war.
Ah Canada Eh;
We love it here, don't ya know?
Playing Hockey and are very, very, very sorry if you hate all the snow up here, but you are always welcome, eh.
Then the sky opened up and Eminem voice came down and said my tears ran cold. I'm wondering why I'm out of canada...
THE END
