Tokyo Ghoul Chatroom

Chapter 2 Drunk Hide and Yaoi Ship sailing

Hide-heh.... The world is spinning...

Kaneki- why are you on your phone your drunk Hide.

Hide- I am mfhs drunk.

Touka- clearly you are since you are spelling words wrong. -_-

Tsukiyama- Kaneki your friend better not do anything to you cause your my property!!!

Kaneki- I don't belong to you Shuu!!!!!!

Ayato- don't fight it Kaneki just let the ship sail.

Touka- shut up Ayato!!

Kaneki- what she said

Hide- everything is loud ankffycuagiddhg

Nishio- what?

Touka- is he alright?

Tsukiyama- Kaneki are you still there?

Kaneki- agmaufypamldaugdahofbjahsk

Ayato-????

Kimi- omg I saw Hide fall onto of Kaneki and accidentally kissed him!!!!!

Nico- my yaoi ship sailed. I'm so happy.

Touka- wait Nico you shipped him as well!?

Nico- why yes I did. I support the Hide and Kaneki ship fanclub.

Hide-@.@

Kaneki- I'm going to be sick and also.... WHY IS PAIRING ME WITH MALE CHARACTERS A THING!?!?!

Ayato- it's something called fan girls Kaneki.

Kaneki- fan girls? Like that girl that creepily stalks you Ayato?

Ayato- yes exactly.

Hinami- pfft....

Ayato- wait what I have a girl stalker and I didn't notice?!

Touka- she follows you everywhere and even takes pictures of your embarrassing moments lol

Ayato- *mouth drops an is stoned shocked*

Uta- XD I laughing so hard right now.

Seidou- *smacks Nico* don't do that Kaneki Ken has enough things to deal with.

Touka- *sigh* I have such a crazy group of friends and a insane brother.

Ayato- lol

Kimi- anyway...

Hinami- are you and Hide okay Kaneki?

Kaneki- yeah other than the fact that I lost my lunch we are both fine Hide fell a sleep so I'm taking him home.

Tsukiyama- how dare he kiss you!!! I will help you take him home.

Kaneki- no thanks. :/

Haise- you have a hard life my past self.

Kaneki- I know but I think you should run now.

Tsukiyama-oh

Haise- wait why?

Touka- because there's someone

Tsukiyama-my

Ayato- here that's obsessed with Kaneki.

Tsukiyama- God. ANOTHER KANEKI SO NOW I CAN EAT AND LOVE TO OF THEM.

Kaneki & Haise- oh crap.

Touka- I'll hold him off you guys run for it!

Nishio- I'll help her.

Kaneki& Haise- ok thanks *leaves*

Ayato- who thinks this is absolutely the most funniet thing to happen.

Rize- me!~ it's like a comedy show hehehehe.

Uta- heh all I do is read cause everything always goes down to people getting hurt or Kaneki getting chased by Shuu.

Ayato- I know right!?!

Touka- I swear sometimes I think your serectly a girl Ayato.

Renji- maybe he is?

Ayato- *gasp* don't be crazy I'm 100% male. Now if you excuse me I need to get my nails done. -leaves-

Kimi-......

Hinami-......

Kaneki- definitely a serect girl feish going on.

Touka- yeah I agree.

Nishio- well I guess we are done here.

-everyone leaves-

At one at night~

Hide- ugh my head hurts but.......WHAT THE HELL WHY DID I GET SO MANY YAOI MAIL FROM FANS?!!!!!!!!

CAN ANYONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE FUCKING HELL HAPPENED!!!?

-5 hours ago-

Ayato- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD