it's fucking cold outside.
and it's that time of the year when classic white girls sip fucking pumpkin spice lattes and sing sweater weather.
while regular girls want fucking Starbucks and cinnamon candles I want celebrities and more retweets on Twitter. I also want
dick. Cody herbinkos dick to be exact.
There is nothing that could turn me on more than his lip piercing. why is that mother fucker so hot?
as I'm waiting for this mother fucking city bus to take me to the fucking other side of town for my modeling gig I see a familiar face.
and bitch I'm not even fucking kidding it was Cody's.
like lmao bet you didn't see that coming by the title and summary of this book.
so anyways back to my point I saw him and I was like omfg omfg panic panic panic panic panic panic panic. ITS CODY HERBINKOOOOOOOO MY DADDY AND I SEE HIS DADDY JEEP.
And so, I walked up to him and said, daddy? and he replied, daddy.
and then
we fucking fucked
all night.
lmao jkjkjkjk we went and got matching tattoos and watched Netflix and listened to one direction
then we had sex.
did you know his dick tastes like cotton candy?
if you didn't I guess you know now.
but in the end of this story
I fucked Cody and you didn't.
lol sucks to suck
