She checked her phone.
MESSAGE FROM JULIUS
She opened the message.
ARTEMIS,
WIPED YOUR COUSIN, TELL YOU IT'S BLOODY CONFUSING TO BE TALKING ABOUT TWO ARTEMIS FOWLS!
JULIUS
She smiled slightly.
Julius, a good friend you may be, but your brain capacity is that of a stink worm.
She looked in the mirror, and pulled her long jet black hair up into a ponytail, then she grabbed her school bag and ran down the stairs two at a time.
"BYE MUM!" She yelled, grabbing a piece of toast off the table.
"BYE ARTEMIS!" her mother yelled at her back as she ran out of the door.
Many people will be confused at this point. This is not the Artemis Fowl you know. The Artemis Fowl you know is male, doesn't call his mother 'mum', doesn't run, and doesn't wat toast for breakfast.
Perhaps I should start from the beginning.
Perhaps I should start with the real story.
Perhaps I should start, with the real Artemis Fowl.
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Does it sound good? I won't upload on this for a while, because I already have loads of stories on the go, I just want to know what you think :)
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