kik (5sos)

chp. 4

saturday morning

i woke up around 10:30 and did my usual morning routine and all. after that was done with, i laid on my bed and grabbed my phone. i unlocked it, of course i checked kik first. unfortunately camila hadn't responded to my last text. so i decided to see what those idiots were talking about all night. like seriously all night. i had to fucking turn off my phone at 3 am because it kept buzzing and buzzing. 

i noticed luke's name right away. how cute. i started scrolling up their conversation, and goddamn...boys talk about the dumbest shit.

michael: guys my toe is blEEDing i fuckin stubbed it.

calum: let me suck up the blood. vampire calum ready for ur assistance. ;)

ariana is my gf: gtg.....

michael: calum honey ur gross. but ok go ahead and suck. ;)

calum: luke, what's good?

ariana is my gf: ok nicki minaj :-)

calum: HAHA that was my intention, dumb ass.

a$hton: alright, guys idk if you idiots realize this but ariana is probably knocked out right now and we're probably BLOWING HER UP. 

michael: whoops!!!! her fault, she should have left. ;) doesn't she know we live in australia though?

ariana is my gf: michael honey, i'm like 100% sure we never told her. so i don't where you got that from.

michael: listen luke... don't steal my "honey" phrase, get out.

a$hton: GUYS STOP JUST MAKE A NEW CHAT TF

ariana is my gf: ya let's do that, so we can talk about ariana and how pretty she is. 

michael: she's fucking adorable i want to...nvm. i'll save that for the other chat. goodbye! xx 

ariana is my gf: hm

calum: you 2 obviously have a crush on her, i'm laughing so hard. 

oh jesus. that's so cute. haha. i wonder if they're still awake. 

ari: helloooo? anybody home :-)

(20 minutes later)

a$hton: yeah, it's 6 am. but i don't know if the others are awake yet. 

ari: oh, lol. so where in australia do all of you live?

calum: i am HERE, fans. oh and we live in the capital, Canberra. 

calum: where do u live?

ari: california !!! (LA)

luke is typing...

luke: hey ariana, pm me. 

ari: sure thing, pal.

(pm between ariana and luke)

ari: what's up?

luke: michael is upset. he got jealous bc i told him that i actually do have a small crush on you, but it's really not that big of a deal. idk he's just not talking to me anymore. suggestions? maybe you can talk to him. idk.

ari: oh :-( that's awful, i'm sorry. i'll talk to him, don't worry.

luke: wait...nvm. he wasn't upset at me. he was just in one of his moods because of some personal problems. i would tell you, but how do i know if you're trustworthy or not? hmm..

ari: hey, i'm completely worthy of your trust. but it's fine, it's not my business anyway. :-) is that all you had to tell me?

luke: nope. i think i needed to tell you that you're really beautiful

luke: FYCK OALEASE DON'T READ THAT

ari: awwww, you're so cute. thank you luke!!!!99! 

luke: i'm so embarrassed, i'm fucking red rn

ari: can i ask you a question?

(TBC BITCHES LMAO) have a good day. 

btw ariana needs to step up her goddamn game like wyd luke hemmo got a cRUSH on u??????