THE SQUID FIC//PHAN

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I was sitting in my flat next to my boyfriend Dan, we were watching horror movies and he was holding me and kissing my cheek every time I flinched from a jump scare whilst whispering "it's okay baby, I've got you,"
After watching 3 horror movies I began to get hungry-
"Hey Dan! Wanna order some food?" I asked holding his hand,
"Sure baby, what do you want??" He asked before giving me a hikey.
"I don't know, Danny, get anything that's cheap enough." I purred putting my hand on his chest.
"I'll be back soon, Philly." He said giving me one last kiss and putting his coat on before leaving the house.
Whilst Dan was gone I decided to clear the kitchen and get the plates and cutlery ready.
After 20 minuets of setting up the table and waiting for Dan to come home with the food.
I heard the door open and I ran through to the door and took the bags from my Danny and hugged him.
The bags smelled strongly of fish, and other things.
We put the bags on the table and started unwrapping the paper revealing the food.
There were burgers, chips, fish and Chinese food, AND CALAMARI!!
I loved calamari and hadn't had it for years!
"Danny! You got me calamari!" I shouted in excitement
"Yes Philly" Dan said slightly confused.
"I love it! The texture and taste is great!" I said happily.
"Oh really," Dan said before tipping me into the table and full on snogging me,
His lips were so soft and his tongue was choking me in the best way.
After our intense snogging session we decided to actually sit down and eat.
After eating I cleared the table and I climbed into bed with Dan and cuddled up next to him and fell asleep next to him as he held my waist and I held his tanned hands.
-3 days later-
I haven't eaten anything but calamari (squid) for 3 days, it's just so good.
But Dan is getting angry now.
"IF YOU DONT STOP EATING THAT STUFF IM MOVING!" He shouts and it scares me.
I'm trying to stop but I can't stop buying it, Dan says it smells bad and keeps spraying air freshener everywhere and he won't kiss me like he used to.
I was doing the washing up when I felt a sharp prick in my left arm and neck and everything went black
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I woke up a few hour later in my bed, Dan was sitting cross legged on my bed looking at me- his chocolate brown eyes dreamy,and his innocent smile lighting up the room.
"Good evening sleepy head," he said kissing my cheek, his innocent smile turning bitter, he took a frying pan out from behind him.
"I made you something,"
He said his voice bitter sweet, giving me the pan.
I looked in the pan and saw he had cooked me calamari.
I took it from him and looked at it suspiciously.
"Eat it!" He said in a slightly angrier tone.
I picked up the warm ring of squid and bit into it, it was tender and juicy and it tasted amazing!
Every bite I took and evil, devilish smile few in dans face.
"Eat it all up Philly!" He said stroking my hair and feeding me the last one.
"It's so nice baby!" I muttered licking my lips and finishing the last mouthful.
"Thank you," Dan said in a satisfied tone.
"Can I sleep now??" I asked my Danny because I was exhausted!
"I have one more surprise for you babe!" Dan said holding the covers of our bed.
"Don't scream baby!" He said quietly taking the covers off my body.
Dan chuckled and piled the rest of the duvet off the bed quickly catching my crotchet the duvet, and it hurt and felt abnormal.
I looked down to see my dick was no longer there!
Dan couldn't have! Whilst I had been asleep after putting me to sleep he had cut off my dick and FRIED IT IN THE STYLE OF CALAMARI AND FORCED ME TO EAT IT!
....I just ate my own dick......