The Fangirl Show

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*camera turns on*

Announcer: THIS

Announcer: IS

Announcer: THE FANGIRL SHOW

*John Cena theme song plays*

Announcer: HERE ARE YOUR HOSTS... CAS, PG, AND GREEEEEENIE!

PG: *throws announcer in the cupboard* Anyways, welcome to the fangirl show!

Cas: Where we interview characters from our favorite fandoms!

Gollum: *peeks out from bathroom* Filthy authors keep Smeagol locked in bathroom, precious.

Cas: -_- That's because if we don't, you'll eat the fangirls.

Gollum: But you also keepses nasty elf under stairs!

Legolas: *under stairs* Mmmmmph!

Cas: that's because if we don't, the fangirls will eat him.

Gollum: O_O

Legolas: O_O

Cas: O_O

PG: O_O

Greenie: O_O

Fangirls: O_O

Cas: Yeah. Anyways -

PG: We'll be doing different challenges, like cooking and trivia and competitions.

Greenie: We also have a crazy dungeon-keeper, aka me. And don't ask about what happens in the basement.

*fangirl screams*

Cas: ...ernehwerz, we travel all over the fandom world to bring YOU the best -

PG: - weirdest

Greenie: - funniest

Cas: - and most importantly, randomest parts of the worlds we all worship.

Greenie: We read all your comments, and we take requests, too!

Gollum: Request? Smeagol has request, precious. Smeagol does not want to stay in nasty bathroom, precious.

Cas: Not that kind of request! PG, tell him.

PG: If you have any ideas for an episode, or want your favorite fandom featured, comment below!

Gollum: Yesssss, precious, do as the authors ask. Request Lord of the Rings so Smeagol can get out of bathroom and be a free elf -

Cas: *shoves Gollum into bathroom* Since this is written by three authors, we cannot guarantee an update schedule.

Gollum: But precious authors do try, don't they, precious -

Cas: How did you - just get back in there, you can have lunch soon. *puts him back into bathroom and locks door*

Greenie: Anyways, stay tuned for the latest installments!

Cas: We hope you have as fun reading it as we did writing it.

PG: Add The Fangirl Show to your library today!

Gollum: *gollum, gollum*

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Cas: Do it, and we'll throw in a Grell bobblehead for your car!*

PG: And that's not all! You'll also get a free tour of the Maze Runner universe! (Cranks included) along with a copy of Minho's Guide to Sassing!

Gollum: *eats Minho's Guide*

Greenie: Add it today!

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*Shipping not included
**we are not responsible for any of the side effects this book might give you, including procrastination, stomach pain from laughing, lack of sleep, too much randomness, etc.