"Sup everyone!" Chris said. "Last episode, Staci was eliminated after being beat half to death with pool noodles. It's the final three: Noah, Dakota, and Dawn. Who will go home today? Let's find out!"
* * *
Chris landed on Loser Island with a jet pack.
"What are you doing here?" Heather asked.
"You losers will be participating in today's challenge!" Chris replied.
"But we participated last challenge," Duncan pointed out.
"True. But you're doing it again!" Chris exclaimed. "Everyone, meet me at the pool!"
* * *
A few minutes later, all 21 eliminated contestants were floating in the pool on floaty thingies. Chris stood on the diving board above them.
"Alright losers, here's how today's challenge works. I will ask each of you a question about anything. If you get it right, you get to choose one of the final three contestants to take a life from. Each final contestant has three lives. The first one to lose all their lives, will be eliminated," Chris explained. "Got it?"
The losers nodded their heads.
"Okay. First question goes to Leonard. Leonard, what company created the game Minecraft?" Chris asked.
"Oh, that's an easy one," Leonard replied with his nasally voice. "Mojang!"
"Correct," Chris replied. "Now, who do you want to take a life from: Noah, Dawn, or Dakota?"
"Uh...I don't know. Ill use a random spell to choose!" Leonard exclaimed. He started chanting nonsense words.
"Just choose already!" everyone shouted.
"I choose: Dakota!" Leonard announced.
"Okay, Dakota loses a life. Next question goes to Amy. Amy, who was the third president of the United States?" Chris asked.
"How am I supposed to know? We're in Canada!" Amy exclaimed.
"Well then you're wrong," Chris replied. "Next question is to Rodney. Rodney, what is the largest country in the world?"
"Uh...Russia!" Rodney answered.
"Correct. Now, who do you want to take a life from: Dawn, Dakota, or Noah?" Chris asked.
"Uh...Dawn's so pretty. But so is Dakota...I can't take a life from them! I'll take a life from Noah!" Rodney decided.
"Okay. Noah and Dakota have two lives, Dawn has three. Next question goes to Courtney. Courtney, how many contestants were in Total Drama Revenge of the Island?" Chris asked.
"Easy. 13," Courtney answered. "And I'll take a life from Dakota."
"Okay, Dakota has one life, Noah has two, and Dawn still has three. Next question goes to Beardo. Beardo, how many ounces are in a pound?" Chris asked.
Beardo replied with noises that sounded like a motorcycle.
"Incorrect. Next question is for B," Chris said. "B...never mind, you're not gonna answer either. Next question is for Scott. Scott, what is the square root of 144?"
"Uh...what's a square root?" Scott asked. "I'm a farmer, not an accountant!"
Chris sighed. "Next question is for Shawn. Shawn, name a poisonous berry."
"A Jerusalem Cherry!" Shawn answered proudly. "You gotta know this stuff if you're gonna survive the zombie apocalypse."
"Correct. Who do you want to take a life from?" Chris asked.
"Uh...I'll take one from Dawn, since she has three," Shawn said.
"Okay. Dakota has one life, Noah and Dawn have two. Next question is for Duncan. Duncan, who were the finalists in Total Drama Pahkitew Island?" Chris asked.
"Sky and Shawn," Duncan replied in a bored voice.
"Correct. Now, who will you take a life from?" Chris asked.
"Noah," Duncan answered, still sounding bored.
"Ya know you guys could at least make this interesting!" Chris shouted. "Jeez. Dakota and Noah have one life, Dawn has two. The next question is for Topher. Topher, what is my middle name?"
"Easy. It's Gerald," Topher answered instantly. (I don't actually know Chris' middle name)
"Of course you knew that," Chris muttered. "Who do you want to take a life from?"
"Uh...Dawn," Topher replied.
"Okay! Everyone has one life. If Izzy gets this question right, she decides who comes to join you guys," Chris explained. "Where is Izzy, anyway?"
Izzy suddenly fell from the sky, landing in the pool.
"Oh there she is," Chris said as Izzy surfaced, spitting water out of her mouth. "Izzy, wh--"
"The name's Z, not Izzy!" Izzy interrupted.
"Okay, Z," Chris corrected. "How many total contestants have been in Total Drama?" (Doesn't include Ridonculous Race)
"Um...52!" 'Z', replied.
"Correct! Now, Iz--I mean Z, who do you want to join you guys and be eliminated from Total Drama Super Stars?" Chris asked.
Izzy didn't think about it at all.
"Noah!" she answered.
"And there you have it! Noah has been eliminated!" Chris announced as Noah fell from a jet and into the pool.
"The two finalists are Dawn and Dakota! Who will win? Find out on the final ep--" Chris started.
"Woah, wait, why am I here?" Noah asked, treading water in the pool.
"We had a secret challenge to see who would be eliminated," Chris replied casually. "Izzy chose you."
"Izzy!" Noah exclaimed angrily.
"Who's Izzy?" Izzy asked.
"Anyway, who will win? Dawn or Dakota? Find out next time, on the finale of Total Drama Super Stars!" Chris said.
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Written by Radishologist. Read my books too :P
Yes he wrote it but *whispers* I'm writing a chapter of one of his books :P anyway if you read the author note that I just deleted, oops. Only one month late. Haha okay I will hopefully get the finale posted tomorrow (probably not though) >>>>>the 900 word Ha <<<<<<<
