Piccolo: Fuck you goku I'm done fighting you. I'm sick and tired of your moronic behavior.
Goku: but piccolo (said babyishly)
Piccolo: no buts, the world is not my target anymore.
Goku: then what's your target?
Piccolo: like I'd tell you.
Goku: well I have a new target too.(said with pouty voice)
Piccolo: I don't care what you do with your free time.
Goku: (sticks tongue out)
Piccolo: that's the moronicness thing again. Goodbye Retard.
Goku: that's not very nice (sticks tongue out again)
Piccolo: did I ever say I was nice.
Goku: go away you stupid flute.
Piccolo: *middle finger*
*20 minutes later*
Piccolo: finally home, damn I hate Goku. If only I had a wife I wouldn't have to be so unhappy. *lightbulb goes off in head* Dating sites, that's it! *types in* SuperUnethicalDatesLikeCrazy.com *author's note* this site does not exist.
Piccolo: no, too fat, too old, too nerdy, too much makeup, why is this person even on here, Perfect! That's the one, nice lovely face, beautiful cleavage, gorgeous ass, and isn't too fat. Around my age too. Jackpot!! Even has beautiful blue hair. *click click*. Yes I've read user agreements yes, yes, yes send date request, now to play the waiting game. *turns on Ps3* let's kick some ass on Battlefield 4 (author's note) sorry to offend anyone who doesn't like the console and/or game. *2 hours later* damnit now what?! Ooh, I gotta reply. * message reads* meet me at Dragon Diner 7pm, k? (author's note) dragon diner probably doesn't exist. *6:30 pm* in'a tux, damn I look stylish. Might as well get us a table. *7pm* there she is. Haven't I seen her before.
CLIFFHANGER WOOP WOOP!!!
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Piccolo Jr. Gets married
FanfictionPiccolo finally gets married after 20 years of "boredom and trying to defeat Goku". This is not yaoi so don't ask. The girl he marries will be released later in the book. What I can say is she is a known character of the Dragon Ball series.
