Hello my name is, Jared I love soccer. I just made the school team and my teammates are great. But our coach......he's a dick. I know i know coaches are supposed to be preppy, encouraging, and fun. He's everything but that, Here are three words to describe him. Strict, bitchy, and grumpy. He's always scratching his butt in front of us and looking at us like we're pervs. Yeah, so one day I accidentally took his phone home. Our phones look exactly the same I have a blue iPhone 5c and so does he. So my mom told me to return it to him, so we drove to his house (my dad knows where he lives so yeah) and I walked on his porch. I could hear loud grunting noises and I thought that I had almost walked in on him having pleasure let's say. But no, it was something way worse.............. he was becoming a werewolf that's not the worst part his junk was hanging willy-nilly. I was just so scarred I completely forgot about my phone, but who the hell wouldn't when that happens to you.So now you know my story enjoy the others. THE END
