There was this chick named Lacey and another named Olivia. Lacey hated Olivia and waited till the day of her death. "Wake up" Olivia screamed. "Shut up" Lacey said back. "Okay" Olivia said. Ten minutes later Olivia came back in Lacey's room and asked to talk. "Sure" Lacey said shutting the curtain. "You see, I am a lesbian and I love you." Olivia said. Lacey looked at her in disgust. "Ew no." Lacey said. Just then, Pedro, Lacey's strong Mexican boyfriend (with a handlebar mustache) busted in. "Stop right now. I have a handlebar mustache and I will hurt you." He said. "But, I love her." Olivia proclaimed. "No." He said, killing Olivia. Lacey cheered and went back to sleep.
