How Super Random Chick Came to Be....

Part 1

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Shaniqua. She was ratchet. She would wear ugly weaves that looked like rugs on her head, and didn't know how to dress.

One time when she was going to the school Christmas Formal dance, she wore a Jack-O-Lantern halloween costume and clown shoes. Her make-up was a ratchet mess, and her hair was in uneven, frizzy pigtails.

One day, a new girl comes to school. Her name is Super Random Chick. Some even say her secret identity is Nikki Minaj.

Anyways, she met Shaniqua.

"Ugh, why you so ratchet, bish?" Super Random Chick asks Shaniqua in a snobbish tone.

"I'm not ratchet, I'm fabulous." Shaniqua replies.

Super Random Chick doesn't like how Shaniqua was talking, so she used the magical powder she stashes in her weave, and threw it all over Shaniqua. Shaniqua suddenly turns into Beyonce's missing twin sister.

"There you go, bish. Now you ain't ratchet no more." Super Random Chick says to Shaniqua, applying a fresh layer of lipstick to her huge, pouty-looking lips.

"Ermahgerd, thank you so much. Now I look like Beyonce!" Shaniqua shreeks.

"No, you look like Beyonce's missing twin sister, bish." Super Random Chick corrects, shoving her lipstick into her weave.
Just then, the two most popular bullies in school, Izaiah and Keyana, walked past them, making everyone run out of the hallway.

Super Random Chick stayed, Shaniqua hiding behind her.

"Bish, what you hiding from?" Super Random Chick snaps as Izaiah and Keyana pass by them. Izaiah stops right in front of Supr Random Chick, getting all in her face.

"She's hiding from us, Honey Boo Boo." He says, getting even more in Super Random Chick's face.

"Oh, I see why. 'Cause yo' breath be smelling nasty." Super Random Chick yells, getting so mad, yass.

"Hmm... you could be useful for our squad...." Keyana says, a mischevious look climbing onto her face.

"Useful how?" Super Random Chick questions.

"To take over the school, duh." Izaiah says with some sass in his voice.

"Hmm, take over the school? I'll join in on that..." Super Random Chick says, stroking her weave.

"Hey, can Shaniqua join?" Super Random Chick asks.

"Sure. Only if she'll never be ratchet again." Izaiah says.