What Happened Here

Revenge

"Oh I'm sorry Levi, is Hanji being mean again?"
"That's none of your concern Jaeger." The short man said to me from behind his desk.
"You know, I could help you~" I moved over to stand behind him.
"And how is that, Brat?" He sounded tired and annoyed, probably thanks to Hanji.
"Welllll, we could make her verrry jealous"
"And why would I want to do that?"
"To get back at her, the whole squad knows she has it bad for you, and wouldn't the look on her face be wonderful if she saw you come out as gay!" At my remark he spun around his chair to look at me with a glare.
"Only one problem Jaeger, I'm not gay."
"And that's where I come in!" He looked like he was about to kill me and I giggled slightly.
"You have 10 seconds to explain yourself before you die" his glare staring through my soul.
"I pretend to be your boyfriend, we "come out" as lovers, and hanji loses her mind!" He calmed down slightly
"I don't see why I need you for that?" I blushed slightly at his words, little did heichou know but I was gay, and very much so for him.
"Well look at me, I'm perfect fake boyfriend material!" Before he could respond I hoped into his lap and put my arms around his neck, "I'm practically a natural!"
"You're something all right," he sighed, "fine, only to see shitty glasses lose her mind, now get off of me!" He pushed me to the ground and got up.
"Yes sir." I muttered
"Now you have work to be done, go do it." And he walked out of the office leaving me on the floor blushing.