The 4 Idiots

Chapter 1

A young man is taking a nap. Didn't he just wake up from a 3 hour nap 10 minutes ago . Wake up you lazy idiot!

"What year is it" he says.

It's the year 2020. You recently just moved out of your Grandpa's house.

He sits up and says

"I'l give you two chances to guess my name"

Lazy Retard?

In respone to this he facepalms

Mithrel Gloryfall

He nods his head lazily, he moves and by moves I mean crawls to his PC, sits on his chair then he sits and goes to play Half Life 3.

Your name is Mithrel Gloryfall, you're playing the most anticipated game since 2004. You also have a lot of interests.

You love VIDEO GAMES, your favourite of all time being MORROWIND. You love reading books and comics, your favourite book of all time is LORD OF THE RINGS, while your favourite comic is THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS. You also sing a lot... in the shower. You love collecting fictional maps of your hobbies. You love RANGERS, you think you would make a good one if they were real. You also have a life-sized statue of the protagonist of Skyrim DRAGONBORN.

You have quite a normal appearance. Your hair is thick black and it tends to move around your head. Your eyes are green, which is also your favourite color. Your clothing is simple, Black Denim Jeans, A red shirt with a disc on it and a black jacket.

So what do you want to do?

You shrug and you go make your cup of coffee.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED 10000 CUPS OF COFFEE MADE.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED 10000 CUPS OF COFFEE SPILLED.

Great, You haven't had a cup of coffee ever since that achievement started updating.

You decide to go back to play Half life 3.

And it crashed because of Pesterchum.

Damn you axeDragon.

axeDragon [AD] began pestering coffeeSpiller [CS] at 15:59 -

Pesterlog

AD: hey bro

AD: bro

Ad: bro

Ad: bro

*500 bro messages later*

AD: bro

CS: What!?

AD: i found a cool game

CS: I was playing a cool game until you crashed it with how many times you wrote bro.

AD: sorry bro but my game is cooler

CS: So what is it?

AD: its called Sburb

CS: Never heard of it.

AD: well its probably half life 3 doing that to you

CS: Doing what!?

AD: you need to stop playing it and look at other games

CS: I'll make you a deal, you make me a cup of coffee and I'll play this Sburb.

AD: you bro have yourself a deal.

AD: but bro load up the game and ill make you a coffee

CS: Fine "bro"

CS: So where do I buy it?

AD: It's in your mail

CS: WHY THE FUCK WOULD IT BE IN MY MAIL????

CS: EVEN IF YOU ORDERED IT NOW, IT WOULD COME TOMORROW.

CS: THIS IS YOUR WORST TROLL

AD: bro i ordered it it before yesterday

CS: Oh sorry for having my random anger burst there.

CS: Well it wasn't that random.

CS: You had it coming for your slow typing.

AD: just shut up and get the game

CS: Fine "bro".

axeDragon [AD] ceased pestering coffeeSpiller [CS] at 16:24 -

You decide to turn of your PC

You grab your phone just in case axedragon starts sending you "bro" messages again

And you head out to get your mail

>Reader: Be Reader

You are now yourself.

What do you do?

>Snoop around Mithrel's room

Mithrel kicks down his door, carrying a minigun, with his copy of the game in his mouth

>Reader: Be Mithrel again

That was strange, you thought someone was in here.

You decide you had enough of messing around and you decide to load up the game

>Mithrel: Install Sburb