Hey, It's A Work In Progress

distress

AN;none of my stuff is ever ACTUALLY fully edited, I dont have alot of time.  I'm not perfect. And, I dont strive to be because perfection... Its what makes humans so... Dull. ;p well, enjoy this my lovely Samifer shippers... Dont piss yourself at the beginning... its not very... samifer'ied...[is that even a plausible word conjunction.? NOPE TO BAD, ON WITH THE STORY.]

-He didnt cheat, she was cheating before he ever slept with his receptionist. Its not his fault Lillith Hale, his receptionist came on so strong when he was half-drunk and mad at ruby for cheating with some lumberjack looking guy who was still wearing his shirt, bending his wife over the counter when he came home early to suprise her for his anniversary.

Thats what Lucifer Joseph Novak told himself as he walked to his office the next morning. He had to fire Lillith, he didnt want to... But he had to. He knew it. Thats when he walked in his office and found her resignation. He didnt hesitate to sign it it was after all the easier way. Then he realized that it means he had to interview people... Ugh. He hated that part of any job. So instead he called his brother, Gabriel telling him of he found him an assistant he would buy his candy-junky brother a fruit roll up suit. And matching cane.

sam answered the phone with a quick "what gabe, I'm working on case." The voice on the other end sounded a bit too excited."oooooh mister big shot lawyer thinks hes so brilliant.! So- Hey, you wanted me to try and get your brother a job samsquatch.? WELL, YOU OWE ME BREAKFAST IN BED. Ill take chocolate chip pancakes dear sir. My brother needs an assistant. And I need coffee.! Meet me at starbucks to talk.!"

An few hours later sam was listening to Dean complain about "looking nice" four his job. But, sam just explained he should be happy and shut up because it gave him more money to fix his baby, a gorgeous black-and-chrome 67 chevy impala that he would marry if it was legal. And, he informed him that he would be working for his boyfriends cousin so maybe it wouldn't be so bad.

"but sammy I look like crap in those monkey suits.! And Cas barely talks to his family.!" Dean bitched over fries. Sam threw a bitchface his way and said "alright, ill just tell gabe you're fine sitting on your ass and cleaning the apartment all day.."

"what no.! Ill go... Find some clothes."dean said walking off.

"its not totally formal just throw a sport jacket on." Sam suggested after all gabe wore jeans and t shirts with different candy logos on them all the time Sam and him went to lunch every day since finishing college.

Dean did not like working in offices, but he supposed it wouldn't be so bad if he didnt have to wear a suit.