What Not To Do On Wattpad

3) Be Practical

Be Practical.

I bet 99.9% of stories here on Wattpad are not practical. Its sure a nice thing to write something different and unique, but it should also seem practical. Even half the stories hitting the ‘hot list’ are not practical.

Be practical guys. For once, you can’t just put down whatever weird plot you have in your head and post it on Wattpad. Just because this site provides you the freedom to post stories doesn’t mean you should post something that seems completely superficial.

For example, most of the stories here are like this,

i got up in da morning wid da sound of my alarm clock going off. i was realy vry angry. why does it always hav to ring in da morning? ??????Can’t it jst go nd get a lyf! I threw it outta da window, nd heard a smashing sound but how cares???? i can get my beauty sleep now. but  luks lyk karma was getting back on me!!!!

“Katieeee hunny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wake up…………….” i heard my dad cal frm downstairs. stupid man. doesn’t he hav work to do than wake me up!!

“coming!” i mumbled in my sleepy voice nd sluggishly walked towards da bathroom. i looked at my reflection in da mirror to find a very very ugly luking gurl. i wish i was HOT!!!!!

but every1 in ma skool worshiped me lyk a godes. for dem i was realy beautiful. nd even guyzz  drooled wen i walked past dem. everyone loved me.

i brushed my teeth nd combed my hair and turned on da shower. after havin a lovely bath i went to change. i grabbed a cute pink skirt nd a short white tank top dat exposed my stomach. i wanted every1 2 stare at me wen i walk to skool. i was not a slut lyk da oder gurls though. i wore very decent clothes nd nly dos dat luked gud on me. my parents wer vry rich nd owned a big compny. nd a huge house. nd they even owned twenty cars!!!!!!!!! i hate my life!!!!

nd u noe wat? I even had a boyfrnd. yeah he was very hot. i loved him. he loved me. all gurls wer jealous dat he was mine.

suddenly, my fone rang, I picked it up.

“Hello….”

“hey baby.”

i smiled. “hie. i missed us so  much u noe.” i said to my boyfrnd.

“ok. will see u at skul. love u.”

I ended da call. and after havin my breakfast proceeded go to da garage to select a car. it was a realy hard choice. i had to select frm 20 cars u noe. so i chose da pink one. dats my favrate color. nd it even matched my dress. i drove off to school nd reached der in five minutes nd parked.

nd i went inside nd gritted my best frnd, mia.

“OMG GURL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u noe, a hot new teacher has cum. he’s so hot!!!!!!!!!” she sighed. i laughed. i wanted to meet dis teacher.

i went to my first class wich was history. i walked in to find a very very very HOT man sitting on the teacher’s chair. he looked at me. nd i luked it him. he smiled nd i blushed. nd den da class startd. all girls wer droolin over him while once in a while he gave me winks which made me blush again.

nd after da class got over. he called out my name. HE EVEN KNEW MY NAME!!!!!!!!!

i turnd back nd luked at his beautiful eyes. he did da same nd he said dos 3 magic words!!!!!!!

“I love you riley!!”

and replied, “i luv u too!” and den he kissed me for ten minutes.

“but how did ya noe ma name?” i asked confused.

he laughed.”because i’m a vampire nd i know everything!!!!”

nd i was shockd. dats why he ws so mysteruis.

“i need to go. i will b l8 4 my next class.” i said and he nodded.

“i will miss u.” he said. “me too.” i agreed nd walked towards my next class.

suddenly i saw my boyfrnd, Mark kissing sum girl in the hallway. how dare he??? he was my boyfrnd nd he was cheatin on me!!!!!!

i  went der nd slapped him on da cheek. “u asshole. i hate u!!!!!!!!!!!!” i said before storming of 2 ma next class.

i cried nd cried. he was such an asshole. i hate him. i luved him so much. i can’t even expres it in words nd he cheatd on me lyk dat. i hate him!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i cried nd my best frnd came and said, “hey do u noe justin bieber has a new album released.” can’t she see dat i’m cryin over here. selfish bitch. i hate her too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“i hate bieber.” i said nd cried again.

“u stupid bitch!!!!!!!!! how can u hate him????? fyn. u h8 him. i h8 u. bye.” she said nd walkd away.

i cried even louder. everyone hates me now!!!!!!!!!

nd i walked to class still crying nd i came inside nd sat on the last bench stil crying.

“hi.” i luked up to see………JUSTIN BIEBER TALKING TO MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUSTIN BIEBER WAS HERE IN MY SKULLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“hey, want to skip class?” he asked me nd i nodded.

we both ducked nd walkd past da teacher without him noticing. he was so stupid. i grinned at him nd we walkd to his car. nd we drove somewhere  idk. wen we reached. he pulled me out of the car nd i saw dat we wer on top of da mountain.

he walked beside me nd bent on his knees nd i asked me, “will u marry me?” nd i jumped wid joy nd said yes nd den we got married nd went for a honey moon nd I got pregnant with  500 children!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gosh. I’m just so glad that this shit is over. Did you just notice what crap was written down here?! That may be a slight exaggeration, but I have seen stories like this. If I’m even supposed to call this a story! One thing I want to suggest to you all, please please please don’t use ‘!!!!!!!!!!!!!’ multiple exclamation marks in your stories because that is grammatically incorrect.

I don’t want to get started on spelling, on being practical, or even on the horrible grammar. But you know what bothered me? The fact that just because the teacher was a freaking vampire which obviously means he knew everything. Right

 Moral of the story: Over dose of Twilight makes people loose their senses and thus it results in them writing some complete shit and expecting people to actually vote for their stories.

So you get my point right? If your story is nicely written with an original plot and with no typos or spelling errors or even bad grammar, and still your story doesn’t  more reads, that means that your plot is extra original. I admit there should be originality, but it shouldn’t be so original that it starts getting fake. While reading your story, people should actually feel that its happening in front of them and they are actually witnessing the complete scene. If you fail to do this to readers, then I’m sorry but your writing skills are terrible!

 Happy Wattpading guys,

 Peace xoxox