Manik: now who the hell is he...???pehle that thakkur.....and now this guy......they didn't get any other girl or what??? I hate boys drooling over her......!!
Meanwhile......Nandu: what the hell!! this is not my phone??!!oh no! our phones got exchanged.......if he tries to check my messages then??? no no he cannot do that, it is bad manners to spy someone.....I am really dumb!!! how could I possibly think him to follow RULES??!
Unknown no:Don't you dare check MY phone!!! come to my office right now!!! I am messaging you the address and now don't tell me....why should I come and all that bullshit....!??you need your phone??then come.......no more arguments!!
Manik:what does she think of herself??NM! and what will she do if I.......eureka!!!!now Ms.NM I will show you who I am!!(smirking evilly) now the game starts!!!!
He replaces his no. on the name of GREY rather than the real person........and then......you know......aage toh kuchh bhi hosakta hai?!!
Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!!!
Nandu:aww such a pervert mind he is!!!meri phone he sends such......ewwww.....Manik Malhotra you are really a ...che che!!!toh I am in too let's make the scores equal!!!
GREY:You know why men like YOU love smart women like ME coz "opposites attract"!!
Manik:what the f**k!!!oh really she thinks I like HER!!OHH please.....now she has become too naughty now-a-days......so let us see Ms;NM!!!
Unknown no:I'll tell you the similarities between....hmm women and laxatives! they both get the shit out of you!!!
Nandu:Idiot!I really will get the shit out now.....
GREY:Why don't you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees?BAecause they're really good at it!
Manik:I am a HIPPO! OKAY NOW YOU SEE WHAT YOU ARE.....abhi mirror diktata hun!!
Unknown no:Short girl problem....no no advantage....#23
Finding a taller guy has never been that difficult.....ha ha ha!#smirk
Nandu:oh really! Now see......
GREY:actually you know I inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted". Next day I got many replies and all said:"You can have mine".
Unknown no: You know marrying you was like a very expensive way to get my laundry done free!!!
Nandu:this guy is getting on my nerves now!!!how dare he!!!???oh shit! I have to go to the office.....I'll change and go.......debate with him is like sacrificing a part of your own brains!!!
GREY:come to my office!!#face off: address-chennai devgund nagar.....**88**
Manik:oh really!fine.........I am always ready to get your heels down!!
Nandini was sitting in her cabin now.....she was looking extremely cute with her specs on her teeny weeny nose and was wearing a simple minion shirt and black denims.....awww and her pouty lips curving now and then and laughing at the jokes her ex was receiving in his mobile....her hair tied up in a messy bun and that too with a pen......and just then Manik entered her cabin with lots of difficulties and was lost in her cuteness.....she, on hearing the door open thought it was her friend Divya and.....
Nandu:hahahaha (holding her stomach)divvy listen to this joke......a wife and husband plan to give a password to their computer.....and husband gives the password:mypenis and the wife bursts out laughing as the computer says:notice error! not long enough! hahahahaha.....and last one see...
A white couple gets a black child.Angry husband asks-you white, me white.Why baby black?? Wife-you hot, me hot.Baby burnt!hahahahaha and she looks up and gets shocked!!OMG!
Manik stood there embarrassed as.....you know ex's will definitely not have a heart to heart conversation!!!??
Nandu:hmmm....my phone??
Manik:yaa mine??
And both exchange their phones by giving glares to each other......and Manik leaves the cabin....but suddenly he bumps into someone and gets shocked to see.........HARSHAD SAXENA!??
Hope you guys liked it!! hope you laughed well.......do VOTE or COMMENT......Next part coming soon......
Today is my grand parent's anniversary.....40th so I thought why not hubby wifey jokes>3?! so hope you all liked it.....and ya HAPPY NAVRATRI! HOPE YOU ALL PROSPER IN YOUR LIFE AND STAY HAPPY.....
SORRY! IT is a short update I will update the next part very soon........do tell me how it was! well I laughed..hahah keep smiling! stay blessed.....
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Fanfictionhi watt pad members.... i am a brand new member and i have no followers nor i know anybody.... i don't even know whether you will like my story or not but ya it is obvious that i am a manan fan... so hope you like this..... only if i get a response...
