How to basic X reader

Chapter 1: eggs

You, a lonely girl living in America, get the opportunity of a lifetime. You won a contest and you get to meet your idol, how to basic. You have all his merch and would occasionally wildly throw eggs at everything. The contest is even flying you out to Australia to see how to basic in their natural environment. On your trip you eye some awfully familiar legs. It's just the stewardess you could have sworn it was howtobasic. It must of been your over excitement to see him. The stewardess turns to you and throws an egg at you then softly pats your face.
"Hey WTF man?!?" You say.
The stewardess grunts and then you realize it's howtobasic.
"OMFG YOU'RE...HOWTOBASIC!!" You cry.
Howtobasic grunts and nods.
"Why are you on this plane?" You say.
Howtobasic begins to grunt quickly and starts running up and down the aisle throwing eggs at the passengers for about 0:45 seconds.
You start to feel funny. Howtobasic is really good looking with that egg mask on.
You start to wonder if he'd ever like a girl without an egg fetish.
Would he?