"Kyra, Robbie... get out of bed, Nash and Mabu just phoned, Mabu's in labour"
"We're coming! Don't get your nikkers in a not! "
"Johnson wake up we need to go to the hospital"
"Are you all ready?"
"Yes!" They all shouted in a grumpy voice.
We get into my car and are halfway there and...
THE TIRE WENT FLAT!!!!!
I called Nash
He answered
"Hey Nash"
"Hey Ash where are you guys?"
"We have a flat tire"
"Oh damb, you guys aren't gonna be here what am I going to tell Mabu?"
"I'm sorry, we will have to miss... but on the bright side Robbie and Jack dont have to see Mabu's lady part..."
"I guess so, we will see you when we get home"
We call I tow truck to come and get us and take us home.
We get home, the tow truck just left with my car to take it to the shop to get it serviced.
An hour later Jack whispers in my ear
"Babe, I left my phone in the car..."
I reply calmly and say
"Bae we will get it tomorrow, it is already 6:43pm."
(Knock knock knock)
Robbie opens the door, and sees a baby lying on the floor. He is silent in shock but after a full 2 minutes of shock Mabu and Nash jump out and say
"Surprise"
"You guys scared me" he says laughing
"Guys come see who's at the door!"
We all stager to the door like a bunch of 2 year olds.
I am in shock, I think to myself: how can a human being be so very small?
