One day on a fall afternoon I was sitting on the front porch. There was a big turkey just watching me. I stared at until it ran off. 3 years later this turkey came back. It stated at me again and I made it die with mind powers. Then we ate the turkey and then we imploded with its awesome powered it hade before death. So we imploded and that's the end.
If you can't tell most of my writing is going to be weird.