A New And Beautiful Relationship || Saitama / Reader

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happy advanced birthday me

i give you my own birthday present

even if my birthday is like next month and im giving myself my present now yeah

(actual birthday is november 16 bruh)

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"THIS IS AN EMERGENCY EVACUATION ALARM! DISASTER LEVEL IS DEMON! THE GIANT LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF MYTHICAL CREATURE AND IS NOW IN Z CITY!"

"HYYYAAAA!!"

The screams of the people could be heard from miles away as they were running from a gigantic monster, who looks like some kind of mythical creature.

The monster, named Chimeradon (no one named it, that's just its name trust me on this), rampaged throughout Z City, roaring fiercely to establish dominance.

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"That is one ugly cat." A young woman yawned, snacking on popcorn while watching the disaster unfold on TV. She sighed and stood up.

"Maybe I should go."

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The same young woman was walking around the city, wearing a dark coat (that looked dark purplish or brown), a grey long-sleeved shirt underneath it, black pajama pants, and brownish-black boots. Her pajama pants were being held up by a scarf that was tightly tied, and her hands sported fingerless gloves like some kind of hotshot P***mon trainer.

"I wonder why I chose this costume.. Damn, this is too heavy and hot." The lightly tanned woman groaned as she somehow made a fan out of nothing, using it to cool herself. "Now, where is that thing?" *sniff* "And what's that smell? Smells like rotten corpses... not like I would know what that smelled like."

A large (coughs** and uncute) claw was brought down on her.

"Now, now, kitty. I know your fugly and all but that's not nice." The woman tsk-ed, shaking her head as she stood beside the claw.

"I guess I'm gonna hafta discipline ya." She frowned, and reached out an open hand to the growling Chimeradon.

"Dice." The woman closed her hand into a fist and suddenly, the monster was all cut up.

A large chunk of it landed on a supermarket.

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"....Wait a minute..

NOOO!!! THAT'S-"

"THE LOW-PRICES SUPERMARKET!!!! AAAARRRGGGHH!!" Another voice enters the scene.

The young woman slowly turns to the direction of the voice and sees...

An average-looking bald man, that was probably not older that herself. He was in a simple yellow polo shirt and khaki shorts, holding his head in agony due to the crushed supermarket.

"You there..." The woman started, "....Were you also planning to shop there today?"

"Y-yeah... There was a special sale day, too..." He replied, having a dead look in his eyes.

"Sorry, man. I was planning to shop there as well. Their vegetables are all good quality..... Well, were all good quality.." She sniffled. She had thought about the possibilities of her dinner the night before, and now it seems she could only have instant noodles.

"Ah. Did you defeat that thing?" The bald man pointed to the remains of the monster, which looked like, when cooked, would be good food... It IS part chicken.

"Mm. No biggie, really." The young woman yawned. "That looks like it could be cooked. Wanna come to my place or something? It's not far from here."

"How do I know that you're not gonna murder me there or something?"

"Uhh..." She scratched her head. "My identity is (L/N) (F/N), also known as hobby hero Threadlike. Ya heard of me?" She grinned.

"No." The bald man bluntly responded.

"....Is that so.." (F/N) sighed. "You're B Class hero Caped Baldy, right? I'm a newbie so I guess that's why you don't know me.."

He shrugged. "I kinda wish they gave me a better name. Saitama's just fine, I think."

"This conversation ain't going anywhere and I'm getting hungry. Your place or mine?" (F/N) asked as her stomach grumbled.

"Uhhh... My place. Just in case you're gonna murder me or something." Saitama replied and started picking up pieces of the diced Chimeradon and (F/N) followed his action.

And so, they went to Saitama's place and cooked some nice Chimeradon chicken meat.

It was delicious.

And that was the start of a beautiful relationship. I think.

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i don't know i just really like saitama

he's a badass

i hope you enjoyed reading this thing