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If you don't know this is a conversation I had on shamchat.com it is very cool so that clears that up this is my conversation I am "Ian" and "The doctor" is some stranger that I don't know.Enjoy...

This is a conversation between The Doctor and yourself, Ian.

Ian: Hi

Ian: h doctor in sick plz help me

The Doctor: I'm a Time Lord. I'm from the planet Gallifrey of the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 2,107 years old and I travel in a blue box called the TARDIS that can go anywhere in time and space.

The Doctor: *He points the sonic at you* No, you seem to be perfectly healthy.

Ian: Oh can you help me though I'm sick

The Doctor: Define "sick"

Ian: Picking in a bucket

The Doctor: Huh?

The Doctor: ((Did you mean puking?))

Ian: ((yes)) your sonic screw driver mist be malfunctioning

The Doctor: Oh, it must be.

Ian: *must

Ian: so can you help me.?.?.?.?

The Doctor: Yeah, here, swallow this. *He tosses you a pill*

Ian: *swallows pill* oh ya!! I feel better now!!!

The Doctor: Ah, good.

Ian: thank you docyor

The Doctor: You're welcome.

Ian: *doctor

Ian: how can I ever repay you

The Doctor: Uhh, I don't know.

Ian: How about I give you 20k dollors

The Doctor: Oh no, I have no use for money.

Ian: Oh how about dome petroleum

The Doctor: No.

Ian: why isn't that what makes the flex comepassator in you time machine work

The Doctor: I don't know.

Ian: Oh... You'd think that you would know cuz didnt you build your time machine Doc

Ian: or did you buy it at the store

The Doctor: I stole it...

Ian: You stole it .... Your mother should have taught you better than to steal stuff that isn't yours...

The Doctor: Eh.

Ian: So.................... Who did you steal it from

The Doctor: The Time Lords.

Ian: oh that makes sense

The Doctor: Does it now?

Ian: yes very much....

The Doctor has left the conversation