It all starts when you were born. You couldn't move or talk or do anything that you can now. When you were born the doctors see how much your weight is and how long you are.After they do that they put a ring on your belly button. Now your probably thinking WTF why am I typing this. This gets better right now. After that your mom holds you and says make him an orphan and then has another child and loves him. So you are so sad that you just want to kill your mom. Well maybe that's just me. You know what I mean. See sometimes your father is there saying "give birth" really loud. The doctor says "PUSH BITCH PUSH!" And your born. The end! Thanks and go away because your not loved so leave you piece of unloved nobody.
