(if you've forgotten already, ariana had said: "can i ask you a question?")
luke: yeah, sure. what is it?
ari: well, it's not that important....
but how are you doing on this beautiful and fine day?
luke: oh MY GOD
luke: you have to fucking kidding me
ari: I'M SORRY I JUST WANTED UR REACTION LMAO
luke: well you got it, alright.
ari: truuu
luke: hate you so much for that
ari: no you don't ;-)
luke: YES
ari: NO
luke: YES STOP
ari: NO STOP
ari: hey..you know what we should do?
luke: have sex?
ari: bYE no
luke: lmao kidding, tell me
ari: in all honestly, i forgot
ari: how embarrassing omg
luke: hmmmm, i kinda don't believe you. but oh well.
ari: well i'm moving this to the chat, c ya!
luke: oh ok i see how it is. you hate me.
read 6:50 pm
ariana: can someone promote me to ADMIN???
cal: i will i will i will
cal has promoted ariana to admin
cal: I SEE YOU, "ariana"
ariana: i was getting tired of "ari" tbh
cal: me too especially bc i like ariana not "ari" like wtf even is THAT. "ar-ee" hideous. ariana sounds beautiful and relaxing. (no offense)
ariana: none taken, calum. but thank you!!!! :-)
luke: when your girlfriend leaves you on read
michael: who exactly is your girlfriend, lucas
luke: ariana, duh
michael: whatever
ariana: whatever
michael: whatever
ariana: whatever
michael: whatever
a$hton: WE GET IT, WHATEVER. STOP.
ariana: CHILLLLLLL
luke: whatever
michael: no luke, no
ariana: lol
luke: ok
michael: ok bye lmao
luke: shut the fuck up dumb ass
michael has removed luke from the chat
a$hton: here we go again
cal: MICHAEL he's gonna get pissed and you know that
ariana: why'd you do that?
michael: ariana, did you not see him call me a dumb ass? not only that, it's something else.
cal: what'd he say? i know he said something
michael: "good luck on trying to get ariana to like you, we all know that's never going to happen because when was the last time you had a girlfriend? never."
ariana: wait..so he thinks he'll be the one i'll catch feelings for?
cal: exactly that, ariana. he always does this, except he was harsh this time..man
a$hton: don't sweat it, michael
michael: but it pisses me off because whenever i like a girl and i show it somewhat, he comes along and tries to win her
ariana: you like me
ariana: oh oomy god hgd
cal: UR SO DUMB MICHAEL
a$hton: i'm LAUGHING
michael: ok wow i just spilled my own frijoles
cal: damn right u did
michael: well whatever, not like she'll like me anyway :-))))))
ariana: who said i didn't?
cal: oh shit
a$hton: mike this is ur year
p.s YES I FEEL LIKE THE DEVIL FOR MAKING MIKE AND LUKE FIGHT
YOU ARE READING
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