Imagine:
You're sitting in your house and wanna jam to some Taylor Swift. But the problem is: you're broke and lazy af.
So you decide to illegally download some of her music. She'll never know, you think.
Suddenly, while you're jamming like an old white dad, you hear a knock on your door.
You get up and open the door.
Outside of your door is Taylor Swift. "I know what you did," she says.
You slam the door and run to your room.
You decide to put your headphones on and jam some more. But, instead of Shake it off, you hear Taylor's voice, saying "I know what you did" over and over again.
You scream and run into your basement, because you're a dumb bitch.
Suddenly, the radio turns on.
All that comes from it is Taylor's voice, just saying "I know what you did".
You try to turn the radio off, but it won't work.
The TV suddenly turns on.
It's Taylor's face.
"I know what you did," is all that comes from her red-rimmed lips.
You scream, and then pass out.
You wake up in your bed.
It was all a dream, you think.
You suddenly realize that there is someone next to you.
You turn over. Taylor is right in your face.
"I know what you did."
Suddenly, she takes off her face, revealing who she really was.
Shia LaBeuf.
You know what you have to do.
You grab the knife next to your bed.
Shia looks at you expectantly.
"JUST DO IT" he says.
There are tears in your eyes.
"Don't let your dreams just be dreams."
"Goodbye Shia," you whisper, a single tear falling down your cheek.
You plunge your knife into his chest. You've done it.
You've killed Shia LaBeuf.
You use his blood to make a pentagram. You put your Speak Now cd in the middle and chant some weird shit in Latin.
Suddenly, Taylor swift appears.
"Taylor," you say, picking up a small cat from your floor,"I will give you this cat in return for forgiveness." She picks up the cat. "Okay, fine," she says. "But if you ever illegally download music again, I will get you." "Yes, Taylor. I understand."
She snaps her fingers and disappears.
And that, kids, is why you NEVER illegally download music.
The end.
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A/n
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