These are not mine. Just something I got from a site. I wanted to share them with you.
NOT MINE.
This on goes to @Coolguy11. He put some funny random things on there.
Hope u enjoy.
I advice you NOT to do this. Unless u are very very brave.
I'm not responsible for what happens to you if u do this.
Enjoy!
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1) pretend to cough every time your teacher says the word "learn"
2) teacher: what is the answer (when they call on you)
You: I don't know
T: then why did u raise ur hand?
Y:I need to go to the bathroom
T:then go ahead if you must
Y: nevermind I don't need to go anymore. (Repeat this many times)
3) pass blank pieces of paper to your friend to confuse the teacher that you are "passing notes"
4) fall out of ur chair and pretend to faint (repeat 3x)
5) Yell "OMG LOOK AT THAT!"while pointing to the window. Whistle innocently and act normal when everyone turns their heads toward the window.
6) in history class, stand up and say "actually that's not true at at all. Then make up a version of your own involving fairies and purple dragons
7) come at their free period and talk to them about the class your going to be ditching
8) grin wildly throughout the entire class (it creeps people out)
9) if you are late, quote Tolkien "A wizard is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."
10) say to the teacher "I'm sorry, I don't get ANY of this. Can you go back to the beginning, say, September?" (This WILL tick them off)
11) erase things off the board when the teacher is distracted
12) if you don't mind getting a detention, walk in the class and say "Hey Teach, how the BEEP are ya?"
13) Make jokes about the teacher's age
14) during roll call when ur asked if you are "here" sing as loudly as possible when ur name is called "I'm here, the Phantom of the Opera!"
15) always raise your hand after every question, then, when called on, reply with something like this, "Oh, sorry. I lost my train of thought."
16) when ur teacher gives u a worksheet, start eating it. When ur teacher asks "Why are u eating it', reply with ''I didn't eat breakfast this morning''
17) do ur homework in yellow ink
18) ask about ur teacher's salary
19) steal all the White-Board markers and replace them with ones that don't erase
20) offer to help grade the papers. When they refuse, tell them "What, don't u trust me?" (Look offended)
21) wear a long black cape to class with a long hood. During class, pull the hood over ur head and sit very still
22) if u get a bad grade on a test, challenge ur teacher to a duel
23) Zone out entirely. Claim u were paying attention the whole time. If the teacher asks u what they just said, invent a wild story involving glue and conspiracy theories
24) wear black make-up and talk to someone. Speak only a few words loud, like cemetery, corpse, and experiment...and when it teacher comes near u say, "psst, we're not alone, be silent and stare at him
25) if the teacher asks a question, jump up and down yelling "Pick me, pick me!" As if you'd die if they don't pick u. When they do pick u, answer with "orange"
26) when a teacher walks past you, look terrified, and rush to the nearing wall, clinging on it until they are past u.
27) smile and stare at them all lesson
28) sing out the Wizard Of Oz songs (they get stuck in ur head easily)
29) go to school in bright neon colors. They will be distracting.
30) Don't come to school for one week, come back, and say, "What, don't I deserve a week off?"
31) "permission to worry you, sir?" (Or ma'am)
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When the teacher asks you to do something for example,
T:put the papers on my desk
You reply with,
Y: what do u want me to do with the papers?
T: Put them on my desk
Y: Put WHAT on my desk?
T: The papers
Y: What do u want me to do with the papers?
T: PUT THEM ON MY DESK
Y: u want me to put the papers on ur desk?
T: yes
Y: yes what?
T: PUT...THE PAPERS...ON MY DESK
Y: what desk?
T: that desk!
Y: what do u want me to do with the desk?
T: PUT THE PAPERS ON IT!!
Y: put what?
T:THE PAPERS!!
Y: u want me to put the papers on ur desk?
T: yes
Y: yes what?
And you get the picture. :)
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Hope u enjoyed :). I don't advice u to do ANY of this.
This goes to
@Coolguy11
tell me what u think :)
Btw=
ur=your
U=you
Text talk lol.
Ok bye bye :)
