This world is filled with many different occurances and freaks of nature...like Miranda sings or Miley Cyrus (except I'm surprisingly not that weird...thank God ). One of those occurrences being myself... a young man standing at 6'3 with a body weight of 300 lbs- yea...that's a bit out of the ordinary.
My life didn't really start off that well, a miscarried older sister,dead father, younger brother a literate shitload of cousins...all of which live around me. A aouchohaulic(idk how to spell,sorry) step dad and step granfather complete with a thirty five thousand income. So yea, my life was shit as a small child. Unfortionatly I also had a extremely over protective grandma who treated me like a king.
By the time I was two months old, my mom had found herself my soon to be(and still is) my beloved,redneck stepfather. Bubba at the time was a very large man, probably 6'2 and four hundred pounds. They met at a softball game and they just clicked. It was truly love at first sight .
Bubba and mom soon got married and had me little brother, Caleb. You know, there's about a million words in the English language and none of them describe how much I wanted(and still want to)hit him in the face with a two by four.
When I was three(I think) I started preschool at a old Methodist church in the middle of town. It was great, lots of books,dress up items,fire trucks,bean bags and coloring books. One of the best things that was the burning friendship that was formed between me and my current do everything together best friend. I remember if any of the both of us weren't at school one day, we would refuse to do anything that day.
Pretty much the start of my life sucked dick but it mellowed out
End of the start
Stay tuned for the next chapter: oh what a childhood
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The Dake Prodject
RandomDon't judge because of my grammerical errors...just read and have fun ( ＾∇＾)
