20 June
How to Survive a Long-distance Relationship When Your Boyfriend is a Super-hot Rock God
1. Download Skype, WhatsApp, Snapchat and basically every communication app you can find. Stay up all night in your panda onesie, chatting with your boyfriend until your eyelids start twitching and you absolutely have to go to sleep.
2. Whenever you wake up and miss him, listen to Autumn Girl on repeat.
3. Set up an app on your phone that tells you the time wherever he is so you don't accidentally wake him up at 3 a.m. for a chat. ( I've done this maybe ten times already!)
4. Buy a calendar and mark down the number of days until you see him again (which, by the way, is now only FIVE DAYS AWAY).
5. Somehow win the lottery so you can quit school and fly to wherever he is and you don't have to be apart for this long ever again.
6. Whatever you do, do NOT go online and watch videos of super-stunning pop star Leah Brown as she dips and twerks around said boyfriend in front of millions of screaming fans.
7. And do NOT search his name so you can see all the cool stuff he's doing while you're studying for you exams.
My lovely readers, even if one day I feel like I could publish this blog in a non-private way, I never will.
Because, I know - I'm not allowed to admit to feeling insecure and less than pretty and more-than-a-little jealous when my boyfriend is the sweetest guy in the world and has given me no reason to feel this way, right?
Tell me this feeling gets better. I don't know how I'm going to survive.
Girl Offine . . . never going online xxx
