Donald Trump was re reading his presidential candidate speech.
He cleared his throat and read in a loud assertive voice. "I hate Mexicans." Trump read the first line of his speech. "And I really hate Mexican women." Trump coughed and then continued. " And I really REALLY hate female, homosexual Mexicans."
Trump imagined the how the crowd of old crackers would cheer loudly. He finished his speech by shouting "LETS DEPORT EM ALL!"
Donald was very happy with his speech. He knew that this was going to be a great day. But it didn't turn out the way Donald thought.
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Trump was just about to get in his car when he got a news notification. Apparently Demi Lovato had been hiding her twin sister poot lovato in there basement. He was not interested in the story until he saw Poot. Trump gasped. He couldn't believe that someone could be as magnificent as Poot. Trump instantly fell in love.
Trump realized that Poot was his soul mate and he had to meet her. Trump decided that he didn't want to run president anymore. Instead he wanted to search for Poot.
