Destery's POV
It's a nice freaking day. Kinda woke up feeling like a butt chin and my hair looking like a hairy asshole. But i got up anyway and got a bowl of frootloops, Nate was making out with kitty again, nothing new. I felt like doing a video for youtube, not really sure on what, maybe trains, or like something cool.. Narwhales with wings taking me and Nate to .... Canada... Yea.. wait no it's cold! Fuck that! After thinking about youtube ideas i found out that i barley touched my frootloops and now there all nasty.. and moist...haha moist. Anyway i went to the awesome bathroom to fix my hair like a G6. hmmm good video idea.. after i used my hairspray as a flame thrower. i went for a walk , well yea I walk! I told Nate I was going for a small walk, he didn't really care Lord Of The Rings was on... So as i step outside i see this HOT jogging lady. Didn't really pay to much mind, so i started walking i was about a block away from my house when i got stopped by the police. I didn't really think too much of it. " Sir your being placed under arrest, Hands behind your back." At this point I'm like " DA FUCK!" but all i said was " Umm, May i ask why?!" he looked at me like i don't know..." Sir your being arrested for being to sexy.." He said to me. WHAT THE HELL! WHAT IS THIS CRAP! okay i guess this is cool, but WHO COMES UP WITH THESE LAWS! " Sir, i understand if you find me attractive but i don't fly down .. that way if you catch my drift." i told him. He put handcuffs on me, at this point I thought things we're getting kinky in a bad way.. I asked him if i could go home to explain this to my roommate. He agreed that was cool beans and took me home. I knocked on the door. Nate answered. " Sir is this your roommate." The gay cop asked. " Ugh, Yea...?" Nate answered. The officer looked at me like I SHOULD be the one telling him whats up. I told Nate I'm getting arrested for being too sexy... Nate just laughed. WHAT THE HELL NATE! Nate tried telling the officer that i'm not that sexy and that the man next door has some really bad sexy issues, but the cop wasn't buying it. He took me into his car, Nate followed trying to tell the officer that he's making a big mistake... I mean it's not a BIG mistake.. I'M FUCKING SEXY! ugh.. but this was not on my agenda today... Anyway I'm back home NOW! after freaking 6 hours in a holding cell.. it's smelled like old man pee and Walmart ... I think one of the guys beside me was there for peeing on stuff. I don't know. Well that's all FAIR WINDS !
