Behind Stage Doors

Part 4

"DU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU, DU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN!"

"Jerome... What the hell are you doing?!" I asked.

He ran in singing this with Harriet's Bra on his head and her dressing gown around him like a cape!

And I can tell you now...

Harriet was not happy...

But it was so funny!

"Jerome what do you think you are doing with all my stuff?!" Harriet shouted at Jerome.

"Oh lighten up he's only 'aving a laugh!" Matly said. I love the way Matly says having!

"Yeah just go find your boyfriend!" Jerome told Harriet.

"Not until you give me back my stuff!" Harriet snapped.

"Why are so uptight? If Jerome had used my Bra as some sort of pretend helmet I would be keeled over in laughter!" I told her.

"No one asked for your input newbie!"

That. Is. It.

"Sorry, last time I checked it was a free country! If I want to speak I shall speak got it? Now I suggest you fucking lighten up OK?!"

At this point I was fuming, You can tell because I'm now reverting to swearing... And that is not good!

"You're the one who needs some sense knocked into you!" Harriet said.

"OK two things. One, I never said you need sense knocking into you although you do! And two, how am I the one who needs sense knocking into them?!"

THIS CHICK MAKES NO SENSE!

"Because you need to grow up!" She said.

"Even if I did need to grow  up that doesn't explain why I need sense knocking into me!"

"Well it does in my mind!" Harriet said

She's going the right way for a slap!

"You know what... go step on a lego brick!"

"Ooooh she went there!" Jerome shouted.

This actually ended when I said that she went off really angry...

Oh well!

"Yeah that's right go cry to Liam!"

Don't look at me I didn't say that! It was Matly!

Me, Jerome and Matly were sat eating our lunch and Liam walked up to us.

"Hello stranger!" Matly said to Liam.

He sat down with us.

"Well I hope you're happy. Harri has quit the band"

Jerome and Matly looked at each other...

And started cheering!

Thing is...

I can see why!

I could see that wasn't what Liam was so upset with.

"That's not all, is it?" I asked.

He paused for a bit.

"I broke up with her"

Matly and Jerome looked at him in a kind of shocked but sad look.

"Why?" Jerome asked.

"Because I agree with you two...

She's a Cow!"

The smile came back to Liams face.

"Wait, we can't play our gig this Friday" Said Matly

Jerome turned to me.

"Your form said you were here for singing skills aswell as guitar skills"

"Yeah but that doesn't mean I'm any good my mum put that!" I stressed.

"We should hold auditions tomorrow Jerome" Matly said.

Jerome looked back at Liam and Matly, then back to me.

"At least come to the auditions Hayley"

I looked at Jerome. I coud tell he really wanted me to audition.

"OK I'll come, but I apologise in advance for the damage I will do to your ears"

"Somehow I don't think that apology will be necessary "

HAYLEY STOP BLUSHING! YOU LITTLE FREAK!

Well looks like I better practice some Green Day songs!