This is a story my friend Alex and I wrote whilst texting each other. It was just a story to be funny and it's very random. And yes I will update Rejected Alpha. Finally on summer vacation so there will be plenty of uploads. Enjoy.
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Once upon a time, there was a turtle. He was playing with his brothers. They were walking on the side walk and they heard someone playing Rihanna in their car. They fell into toxic waste when they weren't looking and became Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. They beat that bitch out the car and drove off with the Rihanna music playing really loud. Then they got pulled over by the cops. The cops checked the car and found weed in the back. The turtles crawled away when the cops went to their cop car to check the license plate. They twerked at the club whilst popping some Molly and Ecstasy. Later that night, they believed they could fly and jumped off a building and landed on a moving car; surviving because of their ninja abilities. The owner of the car was pissed because they dented the top off the car. They punched the top from the inside to fix the problem, took her money, and ran. Then the driver threw her heels and said,
"It's on little bitch!"
One turtle said, "Kunta kinte." and the black woman threw some salt on that hoe, burnt that bitch, and created turtle soup with that nigga. As this happened, the other turtles fled. After that bitch made soup, she ate it and received powers like the ninja turtles. The turtles ran in Wal-Mart and the black lady followed and they started fighting. They started in the food section and slowly moved towards the bra and panty area. The black woman had an advantage and started shooting bras and dirty tampon, knocking out another turtle and ate him too; gaining more power. The two remaining turtles left and they ran back to the lair to come up with a plan to stop the crazy black lady. The black lady can't fint the two turtles and goes on a rampage. She starts stealing food stamps, weave, smacking old men, taking walkers from old ladies, throwing used pads and tampons and teenagers, and taking binkies from babies. The turtles come back in prostitute costumes saying,
"Catch us while we're hot!"
The black lady gets pissed and starts running and screams,
"OOOOHHHHHH! I'm about to DIVE IN!"
She starts shooting lasers from her boobs. Then Souljia Boy made a com back and told the black lady to get out his face. "YAAA BITCH YAAA!"
She wanted to kiss him threw the phone and shit. Then the turtles used that distraction to ditch the costumes and pretend to be normal turtles again. She starts her period and then shot waves of blood to drown the turtles in period juice then flies in the sky, shooting breast milk that has been made into needles because of her mutation.
Then everyone died.
The end.
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