Edgar Degas- Art is not what you see, it is what you make others see.
Cesar Cruz- Art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable.
Life is like a piano: The white keys show happiness, the black keys show sadness. But as you go through life's journey, remember that the black keys make music too...
Once Picasso was asked what his paintings meant. He said, "Do you ever know what the bids are singing? You don't. But you listen anyway. So, sometimes with art, it is important just to look.
Today was going great until, people.
Paper cut: A tree's one glorious moment of revenge.
Now you understand why Peter-Pan didn't want to grow up.
I don't have a facebook or a twitter account, so I just go around announcing what I'm doing at random times... I've got 3 followers so far but I think 2 are cops...
My grades aren't that bad for someone wanting to drop out every 25 minutes.
Dear Alcohol, We had a deal where you promised to make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer..... I saw the video..... We need to talk.
I hate when your boob starts falling out of your bra like excuse me ma'am please return to your assigned seat.
Home isn't where the heart is. It's where you fully understand how the shower works.
The average stripper makes 6 figures a year. $500 a day, $2,500 per week, and $10k a month. If culinary school doesn't work out, guess who's throwing that ass in a circle? Yes bitch, me.
It's okay to talk to yourself. It's even okay to answer yourself.... But when you ask yourself to repeat you just said, you have a problem.
I have decided I no longer want to be an adult. If anybody needs me I will be in my tree house coloring and eating fruit loops.
I'm super lazy today. It's like normal lazy, but I'm wearing a cape.
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